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maskedsow -> insert witty title here (2/24/2009 6:43:46 AM)

Emo coke with 40% more tears then regular coke.




Termyn8or -> RE: insert witty title here (2/24/2009 9:03:32 AM)

Moons of the goons.

Have a nudist colony try that on for size.

T




SteelofUtah -> RE: insert witty title here (2/24/2009 10:21:53 AM)

Marriage, Now listed as the leading cause of Divorce.




rubberpet -> RE: insert witty title here (2/24/2009 12:50:40 PM)

Life: You never make it out alive!
 
Viagra users stand tall against erectile dysfunction!
 
Midget psychic robs bank...police say small medium at large!




Saratov -> RE: insert witty title here (2/24/2009 3:30:18 PM)

Asylum inmate rapes nurse and escapes:  Nut screws and bolts!




Crush -> RE: insert witty title here (2/24/2009 4:33:54 PM)

He who hesitates, um....






SteelofUtah -> RE: insert witty title here (2/24/2009 5:11:57 PM)

A Dyslexic Agnostic Ponders the existence of Dog.

Steel




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: insert witty title here (2/24/2009 7:02:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

Life: You never make it out alive!
 


I always thought that Life was sexually transmitted and always fatal... :)




hejira92 -> RE: insert witty title here (2/24/2009 8:15:32 PM)

Jesus Loves You-- but I'm still his favorite!




GreedyTop -> RE: insert witty title here (2/24/2009 8:19:44 PM)

Sarcasm...just one more service I offer




rubberpet -> RE: insert witty title here (2/25/2009 1:43:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

Life: You never make it out alive!
 


I always thought that Life was sexually transmitted and always fatal... :)


Very true, Fannie...very true.  I stand corrected. [:D]




rubberpet -> RE: insert witty title here (2/25/2009 1:50:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

Asylum inmate rapes nurse and escapes:  Nut screws and bolts!


Look, Saratov, I already told ya I'm not turning myself in until the reward for my capture reaches at least $100,000!  If I capture myself, I might as well have a nice little nest egg saved up first! [:D]




darchChylde -> Short and Sweet (One-Liners) (2/25/2009 11:44:15 AM)

I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Short and Sweet (One-Liners) (2/25/2009 11:47:56 AM)

that's the money you could be saving if you used Geico




Cuffkinks -> RE: Short and Sweet (One-Liners) (2/26/2009 11:01:39 AM)

I'll stop procrastinating just as soon as I can get around to it.




subharlequin -> RE: Short and Sweet (One-Liners) (3/16/2009 3:20:26 AM)

Dear Lord, please save me from your followers.

its my bumper sticker..lol..gets loads of responses..some not so good.....




MadAxeman -> RE: Short and Sweet (One-Liners) (3/16/2009 4:04:27 AM)

Hole found in nudist colony fence
Police looking into it





PeonForHer -> RE: insert witty title here (3/16/2009 6:33:51 AM)

Sex-change archbishop in mercy mission to Buckingham Palace!

(Cited as the ideal headline, containing every possible desirable ingredient, by one newspaper editor)




PeonForHer -> RE: insert witty title here (3/16/2009 6:35:57 AM)

Women are like elephants to me - I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

(W.C. Fields)




NightTigress -> RE: insert witty title here (3/16/2009 12:04:59 PM)

if at first you do not succeed, skydiving is not for you




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