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Thank you for shoping at WalMart - 2/24/2009 4:48:50 PM   
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I'd better see a doctor.'
   
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.
   
'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
   
It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor.'
   
So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
   
He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits..

   
10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and Epsom salts found on aisle 2. Avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'
   
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
   
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
   
Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. H e deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
   
The computer prints the following: 
   
1. Your tap water is  too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
   
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart


 

 
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RE: Thank you for shoping at WalMart - 2/25/2009 3:14:44 AM   
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RE: Thank you for shoping at WalMart - 2/25/2009 3:18:00 AM   
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RE: Thank you for shoping at WalMart - 2/25/2009 3:28:26 AM   
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that's so funny ... thanks for the laugh!
 
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RE: Thank you for shoping at WalMart - 2/25/2009 4:04:29 AM   
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