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michaelGA -> Childbirth (1/20/2006 5:40:19 AM)

Should children witness child birth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded
to the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic
asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her
Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very
diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while
Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she
had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have
crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"

If you didn't laugh on this one, there's no help for
you!




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