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Italian Virgin - 2/25/2009 6:13:20 AM

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Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.
Her mother reassured her; "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile,
I'll be making pasta."
So, up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother,
"all good men have hairy chests.
Go back upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again.
When she got up in the bedroom,
Tony took off
his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants
and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry !
All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man.
Go back upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again.
When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on
his left foot he was missing three toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half !"

Her Mama said, "You stay here and stir the pasta....." .

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RE: Italian Virgin - 2/25/2009 7:48:00 AM

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RE: Italian Virgin - 2/25/2009 8:15:28 AM

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RE: Italian Virgin - 2/25/2009 11:37:56 AM

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Thankfully, I am done with coffee for the day.

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RE: Italian Virgin - 2/25/2009 1:25:37 PM

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Shamelessly stolen and reposted to another forum.

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RE: Italian Virgin - 2/25/2009 4:45:49 PM

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Oy!

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RE: Italian Virgin - 2/25/2009 11:06:05 PM

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I wish I was Italian!!!!!

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