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beargonewild -> Flying First Class (2/25/2009 6:18:11 AM)
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A PLANE WAS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE WOMAN IN ECONOMY CLASS GOT UP AND MOVED TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SAT DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHED HER DO THIS AND ASKED TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TOLD THE BLONDE THAT SHE HAD PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WOULD HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIED, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT CALLED THE COCKPIT AND TOLD THE PILOT AND CO-PILOT, “THERE’S A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.”
THE CO-PILOT APPROACHED THE BLONDE AND TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE HAD ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE FIRST CLASS AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIED, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TOLD THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LANDED TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WOULDN'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT REPLIED, "YOU SAY SHE’S A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE AND I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE ENTERED FIRST CLASS, WENT TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERED IN HER EAR. "OH,” SHE SAID. “I'M SORRY." AND SHE IMMEDIATELY GOT UP AND WENT BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT WERE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE HAD SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
HE ANSWERED, “I TOLD HER FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
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