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Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 8:47:33 PM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		I was reading my hometown newspaper and was going through the police reports to see if anyone I know got lugged.
Under "Arrests" I saw that my 7th grade science teacher got arrested for  driving while intoxicated "(Third Offense)"
And that prick used to tell me to sit down and shut up!
God I'd love to bump into him now!!!

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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 8:51:10 PM   
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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 8:55:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, no doubt but it would be nice to tell *him* to sit down and shut up! lol
"Don't be driving cars when you're drunk you idiot!"

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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 8:56:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		If it is a 3rd offence won't he be looking at jail time and loosing his liscense entirely?
The laws may be different state to state...

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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 9:00:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		I spent the evening with my 7th grade Art Teacher in the Holding Cell of the Las Vegas Police Department I was in for Driving on a Suspended license and having a 4 year old Traffic Ticket with an FTA.

He was in there for Posession of Meth and a 14 y/o student high as a kite mostly naked in the back of his car. Apparently he was still a Teacher....... At least until that night. He didn't really wanna talk about it.

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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 9:16:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		ha hah...I know a couple of High School teachers who could no go into the local strip joint because they would see former students in there.  It was way too embarrassing for all concerned.  

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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 10:14:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

ha hah...I know a couple of High School teachers who could no go into the local strip joint because they would see former students in there.  It was way too embarrassing for all concerned.  
Damm Vendaval thats what those Groucho mustaches are for...to spare people embaressment,while still being able to enjoy the finer things in life.

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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 10:15:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Most likely the fake moustaches would fall off into their beers.

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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 10:23:46 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

ha hah...I know a couple of High School teachers who could no go into the local strip joint because they would see former students in there.  It was way too embarrassing for all concerned.  
Damm Vendaval thats what those Groucho mustaches are for...to spare people embaressment,while still being able to enjoy the finer things in life.


But is it the customer or the dancers wearing the moustaches?

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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/25/2009 10:30:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Either way works...and Vandaval,before you go shooting holes in my plan....please offer an alternative.

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RE: Funny stuff. - 2/26/2009 4:00:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		It was through local papers that I heard about a cousin arrested for statutory rape when he was 18. Seems the dad of his 17 year old girlfriend didn't like the fact that she got pregnant and they wanted to get married. So he called the cops... 

And it was through a major paper that I woke up to find my cousin on the other side of the family arrested for sending white powder through the mail and calling it "anthrax" to various local governmental agencies and threatening them. Last time I checked, he was still in a psych hospital.....

Interesting family, I have..... *sighs*


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