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Apparently Easter is about the resurection of a Rabbit who breaks into houses and Steals Brightly Colored Hard Boiled eggs and hides them in the front yard or around the house 

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ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers

Three blondes died, and went before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.  "Before I can let any of you into Heaven, you must first tell me the meaning of Easter."

The first blonde said, "Well Easter is where we gather the family around, and have a great big turkey dinner, and are thankful for our blessings."  St. Peter said, "Well, that's a nice thought, but you're wrong." He immediately sent the blonde to Hell.

The second blonde said, "Well Easter is where we decorate a tree, and give presents to each other to show our love, and are thankful for our blessings."  St. Peter again said, "Well, that's a nice thought, but you're wrong." He immediately sent her to Hell.

The third blonde siad, "Well Easter is where this guy called Savior was nailed to a cross, died on it, and then his body was placed into a cave."  St. Peter said, "Very good!  Now what else?"

The blonde continued, "Well, then,after three days, he woke up, moved a stone from in front of his cave. He saw his shadow, and there were six more weeks of winter."

St. Peter then sent himself to Hell.

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Apparently Easter is about the resurection of a Rabbit who breaks into houses and Steals Brightly Colored Hard Boiled eggs and hides them in the front yard or around the house then expects you all to go and spend the rest of the day in church talking about your sins. ]

That is until Christmas where you are given presents because someone else was born and eventually became a Fat Man who wears a lot of red and white who also breaks into your home.

Lots of Stealing involved with Christ I think he may be a shady fellow.

Steel