MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Girth or Length (2/27/2009 5:26:15 PM)
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan Fannie, ya cutie patootie, how in the heck are you? We get it... Fannie likes BIG cawk... makes mental note to send Fannie an uncut delicatessen salami for Christmas When I was considerably younger, I had a wee complex, the reason being is that for three years I had a relationship with a man whose penis (yeah, he stereotypically measured his member! lol) was a couple of millimetres over eleven inches, so all the immature girlies in the neighbourhood he'd porked referred to me as 'bucket cunt'. Yeah yeah, shtop ya laughing, fannie! This bucket cunt has amazing pubococcogeal (is that how it's spelt? lol) control, ie I work 'those' muscles regularly to ensure I don't end up like a wind tunnel if you get my drift. Ladies, exercise THOSE muscles, it's most important! OMG! You soooo crack me up! haha! I lubs you! I swear, I didn't laugh, until you told me not to! lol I work my muscles too. I started after my ex told me that I was loose. (I figured that it was because of having my son, He made it seem like it was because I had fucked Sweets.. only twice. And He SWORE that's what it was. But I think that it was beause He just couldn't get it up like He used to knowing that I was done better by someone else. :-D ) But my Sweets makes it a point to tell me how tight I am all the time. So yeah... I like the BIG cawk, but I gots me a nice Kitty.. So it's not like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. :-D P.S. I like Salami!
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