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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 11:12:41 AM

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 11:15:50 AM

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ok...i swear, i never knew that.

if anything it should get longer. I mean, tits sag so wouldn't you think the male anatomy would as well and i am shutting up now

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 11:29:45 AM

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Hey Holly, I just found out last year that men's balls sag as they get older.

I always thought grandpa was joking about the cold water in the toilet............who knew!

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 11:31:52 AM

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Is this turning into a mass debate?

depends.. does length = mass?

Let me do some further observations and I'll let you know *grinz*

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 11:34:54 AM

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I took a ruler to my ex's cock once. It wasn't to measure it though, I just wanted him to know how it feels to have the bits whacked.

(Mebbe I shouldn't refer to that area on a man as "bits"....)

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 11:35:28 AM

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The thing is, I never was too concerned about if I was long enough or too short in the dick department. Yes I did finally measure the length when I was in my twenties so when I've been asked how big I was, I can say I am average length and that's all that matters.

Had read that an accurate measurement is to measure from the underside from the tip to where the penis joins the abdomen.

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 11:48:05 AM

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Had read that an accurate measurement is to measure from the underside from the tip to where the penis joins the abdomen.

oh hell...i wanna know the length of the part that does all the work

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 11:49:18 AM

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Hey Holly, I just found out last year that men's balls sag as they get older.

I always thought grandpa was joking about the cold water in the toilet............who knew!

ooo...the education i am getting here

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 12:14:27 PM

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Do you keep a running record as the years pass by ?

Why? Does it shrink?

Shrink???...um....no...of course not.

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 12:18:32 PM

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The thing is, I never was too concerned about if I was long enough or too short in the dick department. Yes I did finally measure the length when I was in my twenties so when I've been asked how big I was, I can say I am average length and that's all that matters.

Had read that an accurate measurement is to measure from the underside from the tip to where the penis joins the abdomen.

Well..you know...if we approach this scientifically...we really need to have a "dual" measurement system.

Think about it.....if your woman is on her back....then really the length along the TOP from the torso is most telling.

If she is on her knees taking it from behind, the the length along the BOTTOM of it is paramount...so to speak.

If she is on her knees devouring you....who the hell cares???? .... :)

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 12:21:46 PM

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Hey Holly, I just found out last year that men's balls sag as they get older.

I always thought grandpa was joking about the cold water in the toilet............who knew!

How do you know it was his balls hitting the water?

Life is cruel you know. You age, your cock sags to this incredible length, except you can't make it hard enough to do anything with it save for making odd slapping sounds when you masturbate, spraying pre-cum all over the place.

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 12:23:37 PM

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Hey Holly, I just found out last year that men's balls sag as they get older.

I always thought grandpa was joking about the cold water in the toilet............who knew!

How do you know it was his balls hitting the water?

Per his bitching and whining.

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 1:07:52 PM

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I found the simplest way to humiliate a male.. is to hand them a tape measure after they get hard.. especially if he brags about his dick beforehand

Reality is sooooooooooooooo humiliating.

And guys..women have a saying "Long and thin may go way in but short and thick does the trick"

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 1:19:52 PM

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I am glad you are all having some fun over this thread, and my mind ticks over, thoughts to my next topic, that of vaginal depth and how you measure it. Is it a case of just jambing a ruler up there, or do you use a cock of known size. Mind, we all have heard of those men that brag the length of their manhood, what we have not heard is any women so consumed with the size of their own anatomy, how often is it we hear, women saying, hey, I'm a bucket, bring your own plank in case you fall in, or I squeak when I walk.

If males have to go through this ordeal of size, why not, just to be far in this equal opportunities world that women also feel what we feel.

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 2:02:24 PM

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Funny thing is, the size of my vagina has never ever been something I've given any consideration to.

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 2:03:59 PM

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Hey Holly, I just found out last year that men's balls sag as they get older.

I always thought grandpa was joking about the cold water in the toilet............who knew!

How do you know it was his balls hitting the water?

Life is cruel you know. You age, your cock sags to this incredible length, except you can't make it hard enough to do anything with it save for making odd slapping sounds when you masturbate, spraying pre-cum all over the place.

Both sexes suffer from "sagging" as we age....

Ninty three year old Clara could not take it anymore. Life was just too unbearable, and she decided to commit suicide but to make sure she just didn't wound herself and wind up bedridden and incapacitated if she didn't do it right, she called her doctor and asked her where exactly her heart was located.
The doctor tole her "on a woman the heart is just below her breasts.
That night Clara was taken to the hospital with a splintered ankle bone from a gunshot wound.

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 2:07:10 PM

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Funny thing is, the size of my vagina has never ever been something I've given any consideration to.

I did. Each time I was about to give birth.

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 2:10:42 PM

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Good one Cory!!........I believe I am coming upon the time where I would be (as The Duke would say) gut-shot.

Sandra, I vaguely remember that. Although I think I was just wondering if it was still going to even be there afterward. It surely felt like it was being ripped out/apart. (sorry guys if that was a tmi)

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 2:38:27 PM

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For those who don't know......

Most males who don't know whether or not they have an above or below average size penis, you don't need measuring tape or ruler. Simply get out your wallet. The dollar bill is six inches in length.

Of course, to some women, the more dollar bills you have may tend to increase your penis size in her mind.

From the desk of funny trivia,

Lady Pact

Gets his wallet out…counts his dollar bills, “one dollar, two dollars, three dollars… seven, eight, nine, eleven, twelve dollars and fifty cents” phew, thank goodness, I am above average

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RE: Cock length ? - 2/26/2009 3:13:45 PM

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FYI-

The Kama Sutra lists the small, medium and large sizes for men and women and the types of positions that work best for the various couplings.

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