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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 1:48:23 PM   
feydeplume


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Status: offline 		I am have my "toppy" moments, but daym making someone watch bad porn? that is really sadistic. the gun would just make it easier to handle since you could focus on it rather than the "chickawawawaa" music.

(shudder)


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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 2:05:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well I knew someone who had a squirt gun shaped like a penis, though we never got around to measuring it, it did squirt pretty far. Maybe we should have taken pics, but I didn't realize this thread was coming up.

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 2:13:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: feydeplume

I am have my "toppy" moments, but daym making someone watch bad porn? that is really sadistic. the gun would just make it easier to handle since you could focus on it rather than the "chickawawawaa" music.

(shudder)


No kidding.  My sub is currently in Wisconsin for some of his pre-deployment training.  They have him in the old style barracks, where all of them are just kind of housed together.

Thanks to the wonders of technology, one of the guys has porn going on this laptop morning and night.  In between that, they are off doing what the military tells them to do.

If I could just find a way to get them all to measure their dicks, I'd have an answer for this thread based in reality.


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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 2:22:39 PM   
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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 2:24:15 PM   
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...well, they could both be tied up, forced to watch porn with a gun up their arse and the one whose cock is shorter,........well........i could have written that but i didn't want to get the secret service involved.


I did not need this visual!

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 2:31:02 PM   
feydeplume


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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 2:36:29 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Whoever said a dildo in the ass couldn't look like a firearm?

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 2:38:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: calamitysandra


quote:

ORIGINAL: philosophy
...well, they could both be tied up, forced to watch porn with a gun up their arse and the one whose cock is shorter,........well........i could have written that but i didn't want to get the secret service involved.


I did not need this visual!


...did i mention that Angela Merkel inserted the guns?

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 2:39:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: feydeplume

I am have my "toppy" moments, but daym making someone watch bad porn? that is really sadistic. the gun would just make it easier to handle since you could focus on it rather than the "chickawawawaa" music.

(shudder)


No kidding.  My sub is currently in Wisconsin for some of his pre-deployment training.  They have him in the old style barracks, where all of them are just kind of housed together.

Thanks to the wonders of technology, one of the guys has porn going on this laptop morning and night.  In between that, they are off doing what the military tells them to do.

If I could just find a way to get them all to measure their dicks, I'd have an answer for this thread based in reality.



Tell them you are conducting some sort of scientific study and need photo or video proof. (even though you KNOW guys never lie about that.......)


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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 3:22:55 PM   
Vendaval


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Reality TV show?

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 3:38:35 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Good one Vend!!!

The question is, how many episodes before one of them shoots themself or someone else.

"damn, I was sure I took all the bullets out......"


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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 3:40:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

"Live-nude-straight-men-drinking-beer-and-whacking-off-to-bad-porn-while-cleaning-firearms"  
 
Reality TV show?


.....do a celebrity version......"Whacking with the Stars"......

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 3:58:08 PM   
feydeplume


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Status: offline 		Pay per view. I would so spend my allowance on that comedy show!

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 4:34:20 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Problems with this line of thinking......

1.  clip has absolutely no shame.  How the other 25 guys might see it is another matter.

2.  It's My understanding he's already made his feelings known when the 'discussion' was held about anal.  (Brought on be the aforementioned porn.)

3.  They kind of frown on any type of multiple male sexual activity in the military.  Yes, that includes 26 guys whacking off in the same room.  (Ok.  That last part sounds kind of good.)


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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 4:34:30 PM   
OneMoreWaste


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Status: offline 		Personally, I really prefer forced sex porn with knives to that with guns. With a gun, I always end up thinking "that's a fake", or "why did he have to rack the slide on his semiautomatic three times?". Knives are so much more intimate, and then there's the verrrrrry-light-slice-to-emphasize-the-threat... now *that's* a money shot 
I just wish my cock were bigger so I could go out and *do* rather than just watching


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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 4:36:14 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		So a circle jerk followed by bukkake is out of the question then?
 
Aw....

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3.  They kind of frown on any type of multiple male sexual activity in the military.  Yes, that includes 26 guys whacking off in the same room.  (Ok.  That last part sounds kind of good.)


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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 5:10:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		well i did suggest to them to wack off in unison so the squeaky bunks would be in sink. our barracks are in the old section made in 1942 was a internment camp at one point. sorry no real guns just full sized rubber ones.
                                  did i say full sized rubbers

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 5:12:19 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		If you can get them to lay down some slammin' rap over that you might have a best seller.

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 5:18:15 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I'm not sure encouraging this is a good thing.  It wouldn't surprise Me if he attempted it.

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RE: Combo thread :firearms law, "forced sex" ... - 2/26/2009 5:20:55 PM   
Vendaval


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