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Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated?


Bump away baby!
  22% (13)
Touch it and see how fast you get slapped!
  15% (9)
A slight nudge is good.
  15% (9)
Penitrate it good. Deeper is better.
  10% (6)
What in the hell is a cervix?
  3% (2)
Hell if I know.. no one has found it yet.
  6% (4)
No fond of it.
  10% (6)
Nope. not at all!!!!!
  15% (9)


Total Votes : 58
(last vote on : 3/12/2009 9:11:14 PM)
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Gwynvyd -> Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 11:26:20 AM)

Ok ladies.. since there are so many big dick threads....

What do you think about having your cervix bumped, or penitrated?

Does it hurt, or does it send you into heaven?


Gwyn




SavageFaerie -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 11:40:57 AM)

I voted watch how fast you get slapped.

That is one thing that will kill my sex drive at a dead stop and trust me it takes alot.

To me its a not good agony and will turn me into a monster. I would take it the ass anyday rather than someone deciding my vagina should be longer than it is.




sunshinemiss -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 11:43:50 AM)

I had a boyfriend who did that.  Told me that it felt like slamming into a hairbrush.

TMI?

*I TOLD HIM not to do sex play with goody products.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 11:46:53 AM)

A little is okay. A LITTLE. 




Lucylastic -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 11:50:53 AM)

LMAO Sunshine, I just had a nose enema, thankyou.
Im another one for slapping you. and losing all sexual arousal. Its like being kneed in the nuts for me. makes me nauseous and the possibility of delayed viciousness.
Lucy




BlackPhx -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 11:52:13 AM)

I for one hate it..it is painful and not in a good way. Having been a recipient of a cone biopsy and cryosurgery in the past I am a bit over sensitive about damage to the area. That said the last time I saw the GYN..he asked what I had done to bruise it...I just smiled at him and pointed to my wedding ring...He just shook his head and said tell him not to be so .."enthusiastic".

poenkitten




sirsholly -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 11:52:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

LMAO Sunshine, I just had a nose enema, thankyou.
Im another one for slapping you. and losing all sexual arousal. Its like being kneed in the nuts for me. makes me nauseous and the possibility of delayed viciousness.
Lucy


i agree. I get nauseous!




VirginPotty -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 11:54:50 AM)




Hell if I know.. no one has found it yet.
[8|]




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 12:10:21 PM)

Pass out donuts to shim out all the large c on CM...I like to bump a little just to heard a little squeal that wakes everyone in the house...The threat of being'cutoff' makes one a gentle lover...




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 12:22:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty




Hell if I know.. no one has found it yet.
[8|]


SENDS OUT A SEARCH PARTY...LOL




hejira92 -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 12:33:41 PM)

I don't mind so much if I am "warmed" up.
 
But start out hitting it (like standing up from behind) and it is painful not in a good way!




Christinestill -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 1:05:23 PM)

oh hell i LOVE it!  it gets me all , well...ya know. [:)]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 1:10:15 PM)

You GO, Christine!! [:D]




soul2share -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 1:55:48 PM)

OK, having done the childbirth thing, if anyone thinks they're gonna try to actually penetrate my cervix....well, I certainly hope he's not too attached to his parts, cuz they are comin' OFF!!!!  But my whole interior female parts are slightly off center anyway, so it doesn't get bumped either.   Course, considering the source, it's no surprise I'm off center!




Vendaval -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 3:17:19 PM)

It is a bad kind of pain and the dude will get kicked in the balls so he can have sympathy pains if done on purpose.




sirsholly -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 3:21:51 PM)

quote:

ourse, considering the source, it's no surprise I'm off center!
*nods*




daddysprop247 -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 3:22:10 PM)

it depends...if i am very physically aroused, then i can really enjoy the feeling of pressure against my cervix or even partial penetration. but being "very physically aroused" is rare for me so in most cases anything against my cervix just makes me feel nauseous.




MissLaura1973 -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 3:29:19 PM)

Bad, bad, bad, bad - been through the cone biopsies and other crap and, so far as I'm now concerned, that part is off limits. Hurts like hell when bumped - a really deep, aching pain that makes me nauseous and want to curl-up into a fetal position. 




Lashra -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 4:07:59 PM)

NO!!! It hurts like hell and he had better not do it or his cock will be in chastity for a very long time.

~Lashra




Daddysredhead -> RE: Do you like having your cervix bumped or penitrated? (2/26/2009 4:18:18 PM)

I agree that if I am really aroused, it isn't terribly bad.  However, DB got crazy once and almost projected Himself through me and I screamed and scrambled forward (doggy-style).  It took my breath away terribly.  He asked what happened and I told Him that He was being way too enthusiastic and I felt like His *ahem* was going to come out my esophagus.  He backed out slowly and continued in a more "gentlemanly" fashion afterwards.   [8|]




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