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Maya2001 -> the bailout mascot (3/1/2009 10:18:44 PM)

the government today announced that it will be changing it's national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation,
halts production
destroys the next generation
protects a bunch of pricks
and gives you a sense of security
while you are actually being screwed






GreedyTop -> RE: the bailout mascot (3/2/2009 6:12:37 AM)

*SNORT*




BalletBob -> RE: the bailout mascot (3/2/2009 5:54:05 PM)

WOW ! You hit that right on the "HEAD".  OUCH !

Funny




rubberpet -> RE: the bailout mascot (3/3/2009 10:58:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Maya2001

the government today announced that it will be changing it's national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation,
halts production
destroys the next generation
protects a bunch of pricks
and gives you a sense of security
while you are actually being screwed



Look out if the fucker breaks, though.  You'll get flooded with all kinds of goo that can ruin your life for the next 18 or so years.  [:D]




Steponme73 -> RE: the bailout mascot (3/4/2009 8:26:37 AM)

LMAO....God the sad part is it is sooooo true!




NightTigress -> RE: the bailout mascot (3/17/2009 4:46:21 PM)

sadly I must agree tis all too true




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