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Blonds in Bar - 3/2/2009 6:11:01 PM   
BalletBob


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Three Blonds walk into a bar, and orders a bottle of Champagne, and ten glasses. They then go over to a table, and pour three glasses. They toast and shout out, "3 to 5". About 5 minutes later, three more Blonds come in and join them, with the six of them toasting, "3 to 5".  About 10 minutes later, another three Blonds come in, and they all toast, "3 to 5". Finally 5 minutes later, the last Blond comes in, carrying a box. She joins the othersfor another toast of, "3 to 5".

Now the Bartender is getting too curious, and walks over to the Blonds, and asks them, what they are celebrating. The last Blond holds up the box, and tells the Bartender, "We put this Jigsaw Puzzle together in 3 months, and on the box it says, 3 to 5 Years"!

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RE: Blonds in Bar - 3/2/2009 6:14:17 PM   
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LOL!!   gotta love blonde (and 'blond') jokes!

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RE: Blonds in Bar - 3/2/2009 6:23:41 PM   
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Thanks. I wusnt a goodt speeler in skool eye-there. Glad ewe licked it.  LOL

Enjoy, and always have FUN ! Either while Tied and Gagged, or not.  LMCLAO

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RE: Blonds in Bar - 3/3/2009 10:55:39 AM   
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Good grief! 

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RE: Blonds in Bar - 3/4/2009 8:29:12 AM   
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you just have to love blondes

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RE: Blonds in Bar - 3/17/2009 4:43:16 PM   
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very cute

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RE: Blonds in Bar - 3/17/2009 5:07:57 PM   
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These blond jokes arent jokes they are true stories. After you marry one of them you find out  these things actually do happen.

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