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SteelofUtah -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 11:24:34 AM)

"I'm Sorry I don't speak Whiney Bitch, let me go get a Teenager to Translate for me"

Steel




subangi -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 11:28:50 AM)

From Terms of Endearment........."anxious boys never get dessert"




SteelofUtah -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 11:30:39 AM)

A New Favorite of mine was just coined

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Im sorry all I heard was

waaahhhh wahh wahh mommy why wont anyone play with meee!!!!! waaa waaa

Can you please rephrase your post in the form of an intelligent statement?




ladynlord -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 11:31:41 AM)

 

It's always about YOU isn't it..."I'm on fire...put me out!" Always "Me Me Me".











YourhandMyAss -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 11:32:19 AM)

Laughing happily at all the replies.


Call someone who cares, here's a quarter was popular, when the country song came out about a guy who said here's a quarter call someone who cares, or something like that.




Demogorgon -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 11:37:12 AM)

I was always partial to the following,

1. Who the fuck yanked your chain?
2. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
3. Would you like some chees to go with your whine?
4. If your nose was any higher, you'd need air traiffic control to bring it back down to Earth.




YourhandMyAss -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 11:41:43 AM)

A funny but old school insult was this is an A, b conversation C your way out of it.




Lynnxz -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 3:13:44 PM)

C and I always go with  "Hey, this is my give-a-shit face."


eh... maybe sometimes things are way better as an inside joke ^_^




Asherdelampyr -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 3:33:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

A New Favorite of mine was just coined

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Im sorry all I heard was

waaahhhh wahh wahh mommy why wont anyone play with meee!!!!! waaa waaa

Can you please rephrase your post in the form of an intelligent statement?



thanks :P

"Why dont you g outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself"
and
"Who has two thumbs and doesnt give a rat's ass? Me" ((Helps if you point at yourself with your thumbs)




RedMagic1 -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 3:35:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz
"Hey, this is my give-a-shit face."

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/27/funny-pictures-mai-giva-damm-iz-broke/




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 4:38:51 PM)

My Father used to threaten to beat me about the head & shoulders with the bloody stump of my left arm.  (That could explain a lot)




rubberpet -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 4:49:12 PM)

Sorry, this is a taco and burrito conversation...nachos!
 
You can't run with the big dogs if you still piss like a puppy!
 
Now, now...grab a straw and suck it up!
 
I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that I actually give a shit!
 
May you pass something from your backside that science can't identify!




Lucylastic -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 5:51:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ladynlord

My favorite one....and I use it regularly with the unmentionables:

"My heart bleeds purple cool-aid for ya' "

Heh mine is slightly different.... " My heart pumps purple Piss"

Edited to add, I just got a mug from my sister that says,
" If I gave a shit, you would be the first person I gave it to"
Lucy





YourhandMyAss -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 6:55:12 PM)

My dad used to say you'd complain if I hung you with a new rope.  Or something about bloody stumps, too I just can't remember it exactly.
quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

My Father used to threaten to beat me about the head & shoulders with the bloody stump of my left arm.  (That could explain a lot)




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