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ThatDamnedPanda -> Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 12:10:42 PM)

...who do many manly things in many manly ways, manlier than any men anywhere else in America. Nashville has just laid claim to being the Manliest City in The United States!  New Yawk City brings up the rear, so to speak, followed closely by LA and San Francisco.

Minneapolis ranks 18th., shouldering aside such wimpy wannabes as Cleveland, Detroit, Baltimore, and Boston. And Chicago comes in 46th! Any of you Blackhawk fans wanna make something out of this?


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Who knew? Apparently having too many home furnishing stores like Ikea in your city is a sign of being "unmanly."
At least that's the conclusion of a study released Thursday that ranks "America's Manliest Cities" on criteria such as the number of professional major league sports teams, popularity of tools and hardware, and frequency of monster truck rallies.Nashville came out on top in the study conducted by Sperling's BestPlaces. Mars Snackfood US and its Combos snack food brand commissioned the study. The ranking is part of the Combos launch of its Ultimate Man Zone Sweepstakes, which awards prize packages to upgrade men's tailgating, grilling, home theater or gaming "zones."New York City finished last out of 50 of the largest U.S. metropolitan areas.



Man up, damn it!




kittinSol -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 12:27:39 PM)

How do they measure manlymaleness [8D] ? Macho men are just as unattractive to me as a centipede [:D] .




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 12:39:16 PM)

No no no. You guys gotta follow the link! That's why I put it there; so people could read the article and know what they're commenting on. "New York City brings up the rear, followed by LA and San Francisco" - meaning LA is second-to-last, San Francisco is third from the last. I can understand San Francisco, but the only thing that makes sense for LA is that they must have figured out Tom Cruise lives there.




popeye1250 -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 2:07:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

No no no. You guys gotta follow the link! That's why I put it there; so people could read the article and know what they're commenting on. "New York City brings up the rear, followed by LA and San Francisco" - meaning LA is second-to-last, San Francisco is third from the last. I can understand San Francisco, but the only thing that makes sense for LA is that they must have figured out Tom Cruise lives there.


You mean,...Tom Cruise is a man?




cjan -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 4:59:44 PM)

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ranks "America's Manliest Cities" on criteria such as the number of professional major league sports teams, popularity of tools and hardware, and frequency of monster truck rallies


Having lived in Chicago for many years, I have to admit there was a paucity of monster truck rallies. We Blackhawk fans and sons of the City of Broad Shoulders somehow sucked it up on got on with it.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 5:03:55 PM)

So you have to be into Monster truck rallies, Bar-b-que and Nascar? No thanks. I'll take a business man in a suit and a pair of Oxfords over that any day of the week.




ThatDaveGuy69 -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 5:07:05 PM)

Denver is #5???  I've never seen a city more full of candy-ass phonies!

~Dave




VampiresLair -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 5:10:54 PM)

I live in the manliest city.  Hmm
Not sure how I feel about this




slaveboyforyou -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 5:14:42 PM)

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You mean,...Tom Cruise is a man? 


sorta.....he's from Neptune.  [sm=abducted.gif]




cjan -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 5:15:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

So you have to be into Monster truck rallies, Bar-b-que and Nascar?


Apparently so, Lushy. Trouble is, those kinds of places also seem to have the manliest women.




Vendaval -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 5:20:28 PM)

How 'bout dem purty long-horn steer heads mounted on the front of those there monster trucks and gun racks on da behind and mud flaps with outlines of nekkid hookers?  Now dat's class I'ze a tellin' y'all!  [sm=club.gif]




slaveboyforyou -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 5:26:57 PM)

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How 'bout dem purty long-horn steer heads mounted on the front of those there monster trucks and gun racks on da behind and mud flaps with outlines of nekkid hookers?  Now dat's class I'ze a tellin' y'all!  [sm=club.gif]


Um, the nekkid hooker sillouette goes on the grill.  The mudflaps are Yosemite Sam bearing both pistols with the words,  "Back Off!"  below.  No damn long-horns, that's only for cadillacs.  You do need a rebel flag license plate on the front bumper.  Damn Ven, get your knowledge of redneckology up to speed.  [8D]




DesFIP -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 6:29:54 PM)

I'm sorry but Combos are disgusting. I mean, we're talking hard limit here. Potato chips and pretzels fine, even his propensity for eating sausage, and worse for breakfast, can be accepted. But Combos? Squick is all I have to say.




Vendaval -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 6:39:19 PM)

Quit yer grininn and drop yer linen!   [sm=cactus.gif]


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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

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How 'bout dem purty long-horn steer heads mounted on the front of those there monster trucks and gun racks on da behind and mud flaps with outlines of nekkid hookers?  Now dat's class I'ze a tellin' y'all!  [sm=club.gif]


Um, the nekkid hooker sillouette goes on the grill.  The mudflaps are Yosemite Sam bearing both pistols with the words,  "Back Off!"  below.  No damn long-horns, that's only for cadillacs.  You do need a rebel flag license plate on the front bumper.  Damn Ven, get your knowledge of redneckology up to speed.  [8D]




Vendaval -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 6:44:43 PM)

One centimeter at a time!  [8|]

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol
How do they measure manlymaleness [8D] ?




Vendaval -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 6:47:14 PM)

I have to admit that on a long road trip the salt & cheese in Combos are appealing.  Same goes for beef jerky and you can wash it all down with a soda or Slurpee.
 
The problem with eating Combos is comparing them to the treats you feed the dogs.  Snausages, anyone?  [8D]

http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3089700


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP
I'm sorry but Combos are disgusting. I mean, we're talking hard limit here. Potato chips and pretzels fine, even his propensity for eating sausage, and worse for breakfast, can be accepted. But Combos? Squick is all I have to say.




OneMoreWaste -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 6:55:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP
even his propensity for eating sausage


That's exactly why San Francisco scored so low.

(heh, she said "eating sausage". heheheh)




YoursMistress -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 7:01:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

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You mean,...Tom Cruise is a man? 


sorta.....he's from Neptune.  [sm=abducted.gif]


It begs the question:  Has he been to Uranus?

(I'm so sorry.  I don't know what came over me.)

yours




subrob1967 -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 7:13:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

...who do many manly things in many manly ways, manlier than any men anywhere else in America. Nashville has just laid claim to being the Manliest City in The United States!  New Yawk City brings up the rear, so to speak, followed closely by LA and San Francisco.

Minneapolis ranks 18th., shouldering aside such wimpy wannabes as Cleveland, Detroit, Baltimore, and Boston. And Chicago comes in 46th! Any of you Blackhawk fans wanna make something out of this?


quote:

Who knew? Apparently having too many home furnishing stores like Ikea in your city is a sign of being "unmanly."
At least that's the conclusion of a study released Thursday that ranks "America's Manliest Cities" on criteria such as the number of professional major league sports teams, popularity of tools and hardware, and frequency of monster truck rallies.Nashville came out on top in the study conducted by Sperling's BestPlaces. Mars Snackfood US and its Combos snack food brand commissioned the study. The ranking is part of the Combos launch of its Ultimate Man Zone Sweepstakes, which awards prize packages to upgrade men's tailgating, grilling, home theater or gaming "zones."New York City finished last out of 50 of the largest U.S. metropolitan areas.



Man up, damn it!



I'm a Blackhawks fan, but live in the 9th "Manly" city[;)]




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Welcome To Nashville, Home Of The Manly Men (3/5/2009 7:49:21 PM)

Who is that clown and what are his credentials?

We got tools in Atlanta. Better'n Nashville.
http://www.highlandwoodworking.com/

Anyways, we know who lives in Gnashville.




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