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PeonForHer -> Another man . . . (3/6/2009 11:59:41 AM)
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. . . went to the doc's to complain about the pain in his knee. The doc said, "OK, but my fee will be £50 for a check up". The man thought, "A bit steep, but this doc has a good reputation" - so he asked the doc to go ahead.
The doc took one swift look at the man's knee and said, "It's fine. All in the mind. That'll be £50, please".
The man wasn't impressed. "I want another opinion", he demanded.
"OK", said the doc, "If you insist". So he opened his surgery door and in walked a cat. The cat went up to the man, scratched his knee a little, then looked up at the doc and miaowed while nodding.
"There", said the doc. "The cat thinks your knee's fine too."
The man was outraged. "What would a cat know?", he cried. "I want a third opinion".
"Well, OK", the doc said, "I'll get another expert in". So he opened his surgery door - and in walked a large labrador. It went up to the man's knee, sniffed it a bit, then looked up at the doc and woofed while nodding.
"There", the doc said. "I hope you're satisfied now. That'll be £150, please".
"£150?", the man said, "You said it'd be £50!"
"Well", the doc replied, "That was before the cat scan and the lab report".
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