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PeonForHer -> A woman . . . (3/6/2009 5:19:07 PM)
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. . . Goes to the doctor to see about breast implants. The doc - Dr Killmore - is a renowned specialist with a secret method and lots of her friends have recommended him.
After telling him all about her requirements, Dr Killmore sits back and smiles. "You don't need implants", he says, "You just need to use my patented hypnosis method. Every morning, for the next month, simply stand up, close your eyes, and say 'Scoobie doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies'. I guarantee you'll go up two cup sizes".
So the woman does just that - every morning, without fail, for three weeks. Sure enough, her breasts enlarge just as the good Doc Killmore said they would.
One day, though, she's standing on the bus on the way to work when, suddenly, she realises that she's forgotten to do her morning breast-enlarging ritual. So, she closes her eyes and chants the mantra "Scoobie doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
At the back of the bus, an old man is watching her. He says "Ah - I see you're a patient of Dr Killmore".
"How do you know that?" says the woman, astonished.
The old man smiles, closes his eyes and starts to rub his crotch, saying:
"Hickory dickory dock!"
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