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GoddessMorgaine -> Pants on Fire! (1/22/2006 12:07:40 PM)
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A ventriloquist walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the owner"Can I talk to your dog?"
Owner: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?
Dog: "Doin' alright"
Owner: (Look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the owner)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play"
Owner: (Look of disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Owner: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think"
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Owner: (Absolutely dumfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the owner)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
elements"
Owner: (Total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Owner: (In a panic) "THE SHEEPS A F***ING LIAR"
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