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Valuable Lesson - 3/7/2009 11:21:09 AM   
MasterG2kTR


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Billy wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, 
but she belonged to someone else... 



One day, BILLY got so frustrated that he went up to 
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me 
screw you. But the girl said NO. 


BILLY said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on 
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the 
time you pick it up. " 


She thought for a moment and said that she would have 
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her 
boyfriend and told him the story. 


Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the 
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down." 


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour 
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his 
girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and 
asks what happened. 

She responded, "The bastard used coins!" 



Management lesson: 

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.  
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RE: Valuable Lesson - 3/7/2009 11:24:36 AM   
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RE: Valuable Lesson - 3/7/2009 3:54:27 PM   
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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Valuable Lesson - 3/7/2009 7:02:16 PM   
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You're giving people idea's now, lol.

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RE: Valuable Lesson - 3/11/2009 10:35:03 PM   
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This is another great one. Your as DEMENTED as ME, or is it I (or EYE)?

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RE: Valuable Lesson - 3/17/2009 3:54:14 PM   
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Now that is a man that knows how to use his head

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RE: Valuable Lesson - 3/18/2009 6:44:48 AM   
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