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Irish Golfer - 3/7/2009 11:31:27 AM

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A golfer playing in Ireland hooked
his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from
the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.

'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun
asked.

'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,'
the golfer says.

'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye
get three wishes, so whaddya want?'

'Thank God, you're all right!' the golfer
answers in relief. 'I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.'

And the golfer walks off.

'What a nice fellow,' the Leprechaun says
to himself.

I have to do something for him. I'll give him
the three things I would want...a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex
life.'

A year goes by and the golfer is back. On
the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' the
little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?'

'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers.
I'm an internationally famous golfer
now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.'

'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?'

'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states.
'When I need cash, I just reach in
my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'

'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'

The golfer blushes, turns his head away
in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.'

C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?'

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then
whispers, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.'

'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'

'Well, says the golfer, 'I figure that's not
bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.

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RE: Irish Golfer - 3/7/2009 11:39:42 AM

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WRONG WRONG FUNNY BUT WRONG

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RE: Irish Golfer - 3/7/2009 12:11:18 PM

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oh SO wrong!!

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RE: Irish Golfer - 3/7/2009 3:47:18 PM

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And you wondered why priests like hitting their balls in the woods...

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RE: Irish Golfer - 3/8/2009 4:33:17 AM

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Nah, I just wondered why he kept hitting his balls off of the head of that little guy.

Kinda disturbing, I tell ya.

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RE: Irish Golfer - 3/8/2009 10:35:02 AM

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I was raised Catholic. I'm thinking of getting back into it now.

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