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Jamaican Sex Sandals - 3/7/2009 11:43:55 AM

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This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming; YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

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RE: Jamaican Sex Sandals - 3/7/2009 3:58:19 PM

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Do you get a refund with that?

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RE: Jamaican Sex Sandals - 3/7/2009 7:04:37 PM

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Damn dyslexic americans!

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RE: Jamaican Sex Sandals - 3/8/2009 5:30:24 AM

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You mean "cixelsyd" americans

and we prefer the term

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RE: Jamaican Sex Sandals - 3/8/2009 5:31:28 AM

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GIMP!! *smooch*

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RE: Jamaican Sex Sandals - 3/8/2009 5:32:59 AM

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Hey kiddo....*smooches* back

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RE: Jamaican Sex Sandals - 3/8/2009 9:26:37 AM

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Oh that was hilarious

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RE: Jamaican Sex Sandals - 3/11/2009 10:32:42 PM

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This is why I will never go to Jamaica. I'll stay in American, with my SAFE Mary Janes on.

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RE: Jamaican Sex Sandals - 3/17/2009 3:57:47 PM

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umm... could be interesting...I wonder if I could get something that will make my guy do that to me

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