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Tax Auditors - 3/7/2009 11:49:58 AM

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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of Candles.

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

However, then he went on, in his obnoxious way: "You purchase a lot of biscuits, what do you do with all the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of Holy biscuits".

"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year...they send us a complete dick."

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RE: Tax Auditors - 3/7/2009 7:19:29 PM

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LOL I won't be sharing that one with the tax man.

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RE: Tax Auditors - 3/8/2009 10:45:51 AM

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I told you about those evil Joos, the last thing we need is more tax auditors !

Besides, shouldn't they be tax exempt as a church ? If not they should look into it. Think of all the other uses for those discarded foreskins. (please DO NOT ask me to enumerate those possible uses)

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RE: Tax Auditors - 3/8/2009 3:08:39 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Think of all the other uses for those discarded foreskins. (please DO NOT ask me to enumerate those possible uses)

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You could make a pair of shoes. If it rains, just rub them a little, and you'd have hip boots.

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RE: Tax Auditors - 3/8/2009 3:09:30 PM

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*SNORT*

ok, that was good... LOL

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RE: Tax Auditors - 3/11/2009 10:23:05 PM

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WOW ! This is a GREAT ONE ! I have to remember this one. It is a DOOZIE !

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