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Woman Golfer - 3/7/2009 11:54:12 AM   
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Two  women were playing golf.  One teed off and watched in horror  as
her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the  next
hole.  The ball hit one of the men.  He immediately  clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and  proceeded to roll around
in agony.  The woman rushed down to  the man, and immediately began to
apologize.

'Please allow me to help.  I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told  him.
'Oh  no, I'll be all right.  I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the  man
replied.  He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal  position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin.  At  her persistence, however,
he finally allowed her to  help.

She  gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
pants and put her hands inside.  She then administered a very  tender
and artful massage for several minutes and then asked, 'How  does that
feel?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'
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RE: Woman Golfer - 3/7/2009 12:14:42 PM   
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LMAO

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RE: Woman Golfer - 3/7/2009 1:29:46 PM   
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Hehehehe ^_^

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RE: Woman Golfer - 3/7/2009 3:39:39 PM   
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That's a good one. 

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