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FelinePersuasion -> Soy milk enima's (1/23/2006 2:08:01 AM)

So, someone said that they wouldn't put anything up their ass in an enima that couldn't be drank, in responce to a tapwater enima thread, and I got to thinking hell there's tons of stuff you can drink I wouldn't want up my booty.



Which leads me to my question, what would soy milk enima's do or cause?



LaMalinche -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/23/2006 2:22:28 AM)

Why oh why can one not drink tapwater?

Soy milk? Too expensive. Besides, have you ever tried to milk a soy bean? They have REALLY small nipples.

Likely John Warren will know.

Hmmm. . . would this person be willing to do an Everclear enema?

LaMalinche

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That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/23/2006 2:34:18 AM)

Well you can drink tap water, but she said fleet enima's you shouldn't use since you couldn't happily drink it. And you shouldn't use stuff you wouldn't happily drink.



maybemaybenot -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/23/2006 9:14:38 AM)

Back in the day, I worked in oncology. One of the common treatments for cancer type constipation was the Murphy enema. One of the ingredients was milk. For patients with cow milk allergies, we used rice or soy milk. It was a rather barbaric enema for a dying person, thank goodness it is all but obsolete.

So I would say it is quite safe. Not sure of any benfit or advantage to other type enemas however.

mbmbn



siamsa24 -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/23/2006 10:52:14 AM)

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Why oh why can one not drink tapwater?


Because it comes out of the tap a funny yellow-white color and it fizzes. I think that's just Cleveland though, the air and ground are pretty much toxic, why not the water??



MissAli -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/23/2006 12:23:25 PM)

Oooooh, we were just commenting yesterday that we've got too much soy milk sitting around. I am so glad I've got a new way to put it to use, thanks!



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/23/2006 5:00:26 PM)

Heheh well don't blame me if it don't work so great ok:))



maybemaybenot -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/23/2006 7:19:04 PM)

LOL.. good luck MissAli. you may want to add a little water, it's fairly viscous in enema form.

mbmbn



MHOO314 -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 8:39:17 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Why oh why can one not drink tapwater?

Soy milk? Too expensive. Besides, have you ever tried to milk a soy bean? They have REALLY small nipples.

Likely John Warren will know.

Hmmm. . . would this person be willing to do an Everclear enema?

LaMalinche

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That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.




You are not well! LMAO


There are indeed two "off beat" types of enemas that many people use regularly--one is coffee, this is an excellnt high calonic used by models who need to stay thin but are afraid of getting caught in the bulemia cycle---the other is a wine enema--a good many months back someone on another site sent a link to safe but off the wall enemas, I will see if I can find it--



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 9:56:43 AM)

Alcohol is not safe to stick up your ass, It might be in very tiny I mean like one or two drop doses but the blood stream absorbs it much quicker and you can get alch poisoning and die. It has happend.



MHOO314 -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 10:26:25 AM)

It isnt a straight dose, its mixed with water to cut it



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 11:53:25 AM)

It's still dangerous.



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 12:00:13 PM)

I don't know what would happen with soy, but someone I know enjoys warm coffee enemas on a regular basis to help her relax and rejuvenate. I've never tried it myself, but I could see it getting an extreme reaction one way or another. I'd either become more of a coffee freak than I already am, or it would ruin my passionate love for Yrgacheffe.



stef -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 12:15:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

It's still dangerous.

No shit.

Driving a car is dangerous, taking a shower is dangerous, eating sushi or rare beef can be dangerous. The number of things we do on a daily basis that can be construed as "dangerous" by someone makes the term somewhat meaningless in this situation.

Some people here would be dangerous with a pair of velcro cuffs and a bunny flogger and others wouldn't be dangerous with a box of scalpels and a WWII field telephone.

~stef



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 12:57:46 PM)

I don't drive, eat sushi, or raw meat.

Of course somethings are dangerous, I'm saying how ever I'm not interested in sticking liqour of any kind up my ass when I say it's still dangerous.



siamsa24 -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 3:30:15 PM)

Then that suggestion was not for you. There are safe ways to administer an alcohol enema, just because you don't want to do it doesn't mean that others wouldn't want to. To just write it off and say that it is too dangerous to even try is just foolish. You would have to live in a bubble in order to be protected from everything that is dangerous. Shoot, you could get a cut that gets infected and you could die, but that doesn't stop most of us from using scissors or a knife every day.



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 3:57:22 PM)

Nope it's not foolish it's my choice and my wish and my right to refuse to try something because the risks aren't worth it to me.



siamsa24 -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 3:59:57 PM)

But to tell someone else that it is not worth trying because you feel that it is too dangerous is foolish



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 4:09:01 PM)

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someone else that it is not worth trying because you feel that it is too dangerous is foolish


I didn't tell any one not to try it, I said It was dangerous. And I said I didn't wish to do it there's a diffrence



siamsa24 -> RE: Soy milk enima's (1/24/2006 4:10:55 PM)

I must have misunderstood how it sounded, I apologize.



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