DR. Bennet

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BalletBob -> DR. Bennet (3/11/2009 10:58:14 PM)
A newlywed went to see her doctor, and tells him that her husband can't penatrate her. Dr. Bennet examines her, and tells her that, her hyman is still intact, and she is still a virgin. He tells her he would have to break, and has her undress, and stand against the wall. She is very scared, but does as she is told. Dr. Bennet then undresses, and after getting his TOOL hard, runs at the girl. She panics at the last moment, and moves aside. The doctor hits the wall, and drops to the floor in pain. The nurse runs in and shouts, "Dr. Bennet, Dr. Bennet"! The doctor tells the nurse, "Bent it hell ! Damn near broke it"!

rubberpet -> RE: DR. Bennet (3/12/2009 1:06:20 AM)
Good thing Dr. Bennet didn't try to stick it in her butt and hit the wall. It wouldn't have just rectum, it would have damn near killed him. (Oh, c'mon, now...someone had to say it.)

subharlequin -> RE: DR. Bennet (3/16/2009 12:27:18 AM)
lol heres a story i heard its supposed to be true.... some where in india a young newly wed couple goes to the doctor because they cant seem to reproduce and wonder if its always going to be painful for them to have sex.... come to find out..he was pentetrating the wrong hole the whole time.... lol sorry your rectum comment reminded me of the story lol

darchChylde -> RE: DR. Bennet (3/16/2009 12:50:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subharlequin lol heres a story i heard its supposed to be true.... some where in india a young newly wed couple goes to the doctor because they cant seem to reproduce and wonder if its always going to be painful for them to have sex.... come to find out..he was pentetrating the wrong hole the whole time.... lol sorry your rectum comment reminded me of the story lol Old, bad blonde joke (damn those old, bad blondes[:D]): Why do some blondes have sore belly buttons? Some blondes have blonde boyfriends too.

NightTigress -> RE: DR. Bennet (3/16/2009 11:47:54 AM)
quote: some where in india a young newly wed couple goes to the doctor because they cant seem to reproduce and wonder if its always going to be painful for them to have sex.... come to find out..he was pentetrating the wrong hole the whole time.... lol With people like that I think it would be better if they never reproduced, clean up the gene pool and all that

kinkienesss -> RE: DR. Bennet (3/16/2009 2:38:38 PM)
lol

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