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Aylee -> Yoda (3/12/2009 3:55:21 PM)
Things Yoda Says Before, During, and After Sex: "Ahhh! It's Yoda's little friend you seek!" "Feel the force flowing through you!" "Foreplay, cuddling: a Jedi craves not these things." "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?" "Mmrrrmm. Put a shield on my sabre, I must." "Who's the Jedi Master! Who's the Jedi Master!"

chicagoswitch -> RE: Yoda (3/12/2009 4:00:11 PM)
I am a Yoda freak! Way too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

mithrell -> RE: Yoda (3/12/2009 4:46:02 PM)
In my geek mind I could picture a Jedi knight (not Yoda) using the force and holdind a wench up to a wall. Ming kinda did it with his ring to Dale Ardon.

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Yoda (3/12/2009 5:07:41 PM)
Suck Yoda's dick you will.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Yoda (3/12/2009 5:28:10 PM)
"The face is not pretty young padawan, good still the sex can be, get a bag you must" Yoda

Huntertn -> RE: Yoda (3/12/2009 5:41:38 PM)
Dam Steel....LOLOLOLOL....yea, been there: heard it said.

humbledude64 -> RE: Yoda (3/12/2009 7:57:53 PM)
"Whips and chains, Mrs. Yoda likes. Flirts with the Dark side, she does." "Length of light saber, important not. Thickness, you want."

wulfgarw -> RE: Yoda (3/14/2009 1:35:22 AM)
Bend over I will, and my dark side you will see...

YoursMistress -> RE: Yoda (3/14/2009 7:37:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wulfgarw Bend over I will, and my dark side you will see... [sm=ass.gif] ROFL

subharlequin -> RE: Yoda (3/15/2009 11:18:57 PM)
is dying from a tummy ache from laughing i soo can picture yoda saying these things ..not sure ill be able to watch star wars right again lolol

SteelofUtah -> RE: Yoda (3/15/2009 11:20:57 PM)
"mmmm, not pure the girl you seek, on the dark side you will find, expensive she will be. Worth every cent your journey to the dark side will be." Yoda

SteelofUtah -> RE: Yoda (3/15/2009 11:26:13 PM)
"not ready is Padme, Anakin must seek Han Solo." Yoda "Grave is the Princess, seen Anakins Wookie She has, believes she does now his dark side" Yoda "Have you seen the size of this guys Schwartz?" Yogurt Wrong Movie JUST as funny, Spaceballs A MASTERPIECE

subharlequin -> RE: Yoda (3/15/2009 11:40:15 PM)
barf...barf!....barf!!! yes boss? ..ohh great..a drewish princess lol ohh the fast forward seen lololol love space balls!!

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