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Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 8:55:57 AM

Lockit

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Most of us have seen those porn movies where the pizza guy comes to deliver a pizza and gets attacked. I always thought it was rather stupid… until last night.

The big guy used the letters on the fridge to tell me what he wanted for dinner… there it was in multi-color… pizza. Since I didn’t feel like cooking, I thought I might use the pretty bold pink flyer for a new pizza place, since pizza hut takes almost two hours to get. Besides I have a two dollar discount. Sounds reasonable to me.

So I call up and this nice man answers the phone… can I help you? I’m sure you can… I want a pizza. I tell him where I live and he says I know where that is. (I love a smart man…lol) Soon there is a knock on the door and the big guy is waiting at his door near the front door. I open the door, with my eyes set… oh… about his waist. I was rather shocked to find I needed to lift my head and look up at him and low and behold (!) that was no pizza boy. I knew it was the nice man who answered the phone.

A nice big and tall man bearing gifts was at my door! Damn I should have dressed! I smile pretty, open the door wide… hand him bunches of money for which he wants to give me change, but that was his tip and a little surprised… I think we both were… he asks if I know what all they have on the menu. Um.. honey… I really don’t care what’s on the menu unless your name is there! Oh the quick thoughts that ran through my head… cheesy dominatrix thoughts of course, but the porn idea got stuck in my head. All the way to his car… he told me what was on the menu and for which I did show some interest. He left with… I will bring you by a menu.

So my question is… is it unlawful to the mistress handbook if I dress for this dropping by of the pizza guy with a menu and as cheesy as it might sound… should I or shouldn’t I, tie up the pizza guy?

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 9:10:14 AM

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GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 9:35:21 AM

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A few years ago I had a couple of college kids going door to door arrive at my house selling something lame - I work from home and usually don't give these guys a second look but I was in SUCH a "mood" and one of the guys was just gorgeous. The one friend rattled off his pitch and I just sized up the other guy, who was visibly nervous by my smirk. At the end of the pitch I said something, "I'll buy whatever you are selling, if I can pull his hair." Of course his friend threw him right under the bus. After he said, "Sure no problem!" I told the friend, "You know. It's going to hurt."

The look on his face was priceless. So he let me pull his hair, he did wince and say "ouch," or something equally delicious, and I bought whatever he was selling. If I hadn't been working - and instead, had a couple of girlfriends over - yeah, we could have possibly lured them inside and really tied him up.

It's nice to think about, at least.

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 9:36:53 AM

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*Giggles* You know, I hear that the cheese on a piping hot pizza can be very painful if you drip it onto a bare chest. Kinda like wax play--edible torture!

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 9:53:35 AM

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as an Italian submissive male..i doth protest to the waste of a good slice or two.....LOL.

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 9:54:44 AM

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as an Italian submissive male..i doth protest to the waste of a good slice or two.....LOL.

*chases Chezzy with a slice of hot pizza!*

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 9:55:46 AM

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ROFL... um chezzy... that wouldn't be a waste!

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 9:56:48 AM

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AAkasha... I love it! I might have to do something like that! I bet those guys are still telling that story! lol

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 9:58:48 AM

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Shaktisama, I'm liking that idea more and more as the visual takes place! lol And that pizza was steaming hot! I was impressed.. in more than one way!

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 10:51:51 AM

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sounds like fun!

One day last fall, I was in the check-out line, checking out the gorgeous college boy that was the cashier. I was purchasing several boxes of cake mix and other supplies to make my daughter's wedding cake. The nice young man mentioned that he had always wanted to help decorate a wedding cake and just LOVED to help a mature woman with whatever she needed.

Yeah, I bit. I handed him my card with my number and told him to call me. He did. He showed up at my house and we spent a very "careful" couple of hours working on the frosting. mmmmm..... such a sweet young man..... ;)

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 11:05:40 AM

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Damn I should have dressed!

What?

Lockit, I can't help thinking you've got something rather crucial slightly wrong, there . . . .

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 11:19:34 AM

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MamaDomme1... woohooo! I have been looking at the grocery store differently after I found a wealth of enticements there on the week end!

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 11:22:52 AM

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Peon... everyone knows that porn dominatrix always dress! There have been many discussions about the pain in the ass it is when people think we all are whip welding, fetish wearing, do-me toys! And the thread title does mention porn dominatrix... so one would assume... I open the door dressed as such and bring on the fantasy removal of such... if the pizza is really, really good!

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 11:29:12 AM

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Bringing new meaning to the words, "pizza topping".

Brava Lockit!

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 11:32:37 AM

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OMG... ROFL... I can't breath! Brat!

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 11:38:15 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

So my question is… is it unlawful to the mistress handbook if I dress for this dropping by of the pizza guy with a menu and as cheesy as it might sound… should I or shouldn’t I, tie up the pizza guy?

You have two choices - go for it, or spend the rest of your life wondering what would have happened if you had. Which do you prefer? Choose wisely...

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 12:02:22 PM

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Clothes, schmothes. Next time: splash water over yourself so it looks like you've just had a shower, get into heels and answer the door holding just one towel in front of yourself. [Note that last bit - it's crucial.] For the special dommie effect - just kick him in the nuts. Sorted.

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 2:26:38 PM

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as a former pizza delivery guy, I can say, do it.

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 3:05:13 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MamaDomme1

sounds like fun!

One day last fall, I was in the check-out line, checking out the gorgeous college boy that was the cashier. I was purchasing several boxes of cake mix and other supplies to make my daughter's wedding cake. The nice young man mentioned that he had always wanted to help decorate a wedding cake and just LOVED to help a mature woman with whatever she needed.

Yeah, I bit. I handed him my card with my number and told him to call me. He did. He showed up at my house and we spent a very "careful" couple of hours working on the frosting. mmmmm..... such a sweet young man..... ;)

You shameless cradle robbing predatory Domme type female......I'm appaled.

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RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix - 3/13/2009 3:48:18 PM

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Yes! Go for it! LOL

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