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slavekal -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/14/2009 1:11:59 PM)

A lady I know who is on Collarme actually did seduce the pizza guy a little while ago.




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/14/2009 1:18:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: slavekal

A lady I know who is on Collarme actually did seduce the pizza guy a little while ago.


Shoot. Well, there ya go, Lockit. Sounds like he's already taken. Damn the luck!




Lockit -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/14/2009 2:00:31 PM)

LOL somehow I doubt that but just in case.. I do think there was an applicant here somewhere!




crxmale -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/14/2009 2:05:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AAkasha


A few years ago I had a couple of college kids going door to door arrive at my house selling something lame - I work from home and usually don't give these guys a second look but I was in SUCH a "mood" and one of the guys was just gorgeous.  The one friend rattled off his pitch and I just sized up the other guy, who was visibly nervous by my smirk. At the end of the pitch I said something, "I'll buy whatever you are selling, if I can pull his hair."  Of course his friend threw him right under the bus.   After he said, "Sure no problem!" I told the friend, "You know. It's going to hurt."

The look on his face was priceless.  So he let me pull his hair, he did wince and say "ouch," or something equally delicious, and I bought whatever he was selling. If I hadn't been working - and instead, had a couple of girlfriends over - yeah, we could have possibly lured them inside and really tied him up.

It's nice to think about, at least.

Akasha






Was it the long hair or the short hair?????




bobipanti -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/19/2009 11:19:31 AM)

Oh.... I surely would like to know where to deliver pizza!




SomethingCatchy -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/19/2009 5:07:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I've been racking my brains trying to think of at least a vaguely realistic way you can actually get Mr Pizzaboy where you want him. Your story reminds me of a fantasy I had when I was a teenager. Something about my going to her house as a boy scout, her answering the door in a dressing gown, talk of knots - then, obviously, my ending up being tied up. In a chair. Then her on top of me, pushing my head back and kissing me very savagely, biting my throat and neck, hand through my shirt and nails digging into my stomach, then grabbing my . . . .

Where was I? Oh yes - handcuffs. I found a pair of police issue cuffs once. I took them home and warned everyone in the house ( I was sharing with four other men at the time) not to play with them because I didn't have the key. But people did. The times I caught friends just about to lock themselves in. There's a weird, magnetic fascination about cuffs, I've concluded. People just do like to lock themselves in them to see how it feels.

If you've got the guts, Lockit - and I don't doubt it'd take masses of them - get cuffs, lock one cuff to a chair and leave the other open. Mr Pizzaboy turns up, you offer him a coffee, sit him in that chair. Joke about the cuffs. Keep talking about the cuffs and encourage him to handle them. Wait for the click. Then it's, "Oh dear. Now where did I put that key?"

Then it's time to get creative with those dommie seduction techniques, of which I'm sure you're more than capable. He gets antsy, you immediately "remember" where the key is. Nothing to lose.

BTW if you try this and it works, I shall expect £10 in the post pronto. Or a big piece of pizza. [;)]







You ought to warn a woman before posting things like this, Peon. I've mentioned to the boy that I have a pizzaboy fantasy, but this boy scout thing isn't such a far stretch since he *does* have a sexy uniform...




Politesub53 -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/19/2009 6:05:57 PM)

Its it just me. I am imagining some Victorian novel about a "Mistress Pornworthy"

I love the posh sounding name. [8D]




weldedcollar -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/19/2009 6:22:02 PM)

As one who loves pizza,   and Woman,   especially Dominant Woman .  I'm going to research what pizza delivery guys wear these day's......might need to change my profession... Ou la la..... I'd say go for it,   Darn im getting hungry an horney....




slavekal -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/19/2009 7:05:08 PM)

No, it's true.  Perhaps she will weigh in on this discussion.




beeble -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/20/2009 1:53:02 AM)

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weldedcollar wrote: As one who loves pizza, and Woman, especially Dominant Woman . I'm going to...

... start a pizza business where the pizzas are delivered by whip-wielding Dommes in tight catsuits?  You could call it `FemDominos'!

beeble.




weldedcollar -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/20/2009 6:02:31 AM)

beeble wrote... start a pizza business where the pizzas are delivered by whip-wielding Dommes in tight catsuits?  You could call it `FemDominos'!


beeble,   hahahahahaha  id be ordering pizza for every meal ....
love+peace weldedcollar 
ps  sorry Folks  dummy me hasn't figured out how to insert quotes...




beeble -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/20/2009 6:39:53 AM)

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weldedcollar wrote:  ps  sorry Folks  dummy me hasn't figured out how to insert quotes...

Just hit the "quote" button instead of "reply" and edit out the bits that you're not addressing.

beeble.




weldedcollar -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/21/2009 10:37:42 AM)

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Just hit the "quote" button instead of "reply" and edit out the bits that you're not addressing.

beeble.

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Thank You   beeble
  weldedcollar




Lockit -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/21/2009 10:45:03 AM)

You all shouldn't put idea's in my head!  It stirs up the dust and blinds me... then I am looking for pizza... not good... so not good! lol




beeble -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/21/2009 1:10:47 PM)

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weldedcollar wrote:
[ /quote]
Just hit the "quote" button instead of "reply" and edit out the bits that you're not addressing.

beeble.

[ /quote]
Thank You

You're welcome!  You seem to have acquired an extra /, though.  The quote starts with {quote} and ends with {/quote}, except with square brackets (which I couldn't use or it'd start a quote).

beeble.




MidnightKat5000 -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/21/2009 11:26:58 PM)

Do. It.




althalusthethief -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/22/2009 11:12:35 AM)

anyone need a pizza?




hardbodysub -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/22/2009 6:10:19 PM)

Awww man! The pizza delivery guys always get all the chicks! Why can't I get a job like that?




VelvetCruelty -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/22/2009 6:16:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: althalusthethief

anyone need a pizza?


Uhm, YES!!  Guess where I hid your tip? [:D]




crouchingtigress -> RE: Almost a porn worthy dominatrix (3/22/2009 6:26:47 PM)

I had a washing machine guy ask me what the chains from my ceiling were fore....I said you know what they are for....he asked again...incredulus...I said again you know what they are for....and bore right into his eyes...he said I want to come to the next party at your house then...I said ...yes you do...

I gave him a quick tour of the dungeon....i bound him and tweeked some body parts....and sent him off....we hooked up a few weeks later...the sex was lame and I started not taking his calls after that...

I t was a great story though :)




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