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Idiot Sightings - 3/13/2009 9:04:32 AM   
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We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the  opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a  1/4 horsepower..' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's  not.' Four is larger than two..        
We  haven't used Sears repair since.
   

IDIOT  SIGHTING:

My  daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk  a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you  gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I  know,  but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.  She sighed and went  to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me  back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of  thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..  
 

Do  not confuse the clerks at McDonald's. 
   
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I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local  township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!' 
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From
Kingman , KS ..  


 
IDIOT  SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE
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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the  person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they  only had iceberg lettuce..
From Kansas City  



IDIOT  SIGHTING
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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee  asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled  knowingly and nodded,
  'That's why we ask.'

Happened in
Birmingham ,  Ala.    



IDIOT  SIGHTING
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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was  crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew  what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light  is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing  driving?!'


She  was a probation officer in
Wichita , KS    

 
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At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the  company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We  should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at  each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at  Texas Instruments.    


IDIOT SIGHTING
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I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and  for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no  less.  


    
IDIOT  SIGHTING


When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were  told the keys had been locked in it.  We went to the service department and  found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door.  As I  watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and  discovered that it was unlocked.  'Hey,' I announced to the technician,  'its open!'  His reply, 'I know.  I already got that side.'


This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS




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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/13/2009 9:14:09 AM   
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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/13/2009 9:56:17 AM   
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They're funny

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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/13/2009 10:02:51 AM   
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WOW,

I am so Glad that they have not instuted the Hunting of Stupid People for Sport........ So many people would be lost.

Maybe not a Bad thing but I hate to see anything put down.

Maybe there is a Pasture somewhere where the Stupid people can run free, that or we need to make being stupid painful so that they could really feel our pain.

Steel

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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/13/2009 10:14:27 AM   
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ROFL...

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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/13/2009 2:53:51 PM   
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On my computer wall paper at work, I have a cheezburger cat ... black and white, black cat with pupils dilated ... "I see dumb people.  Walking around like regular people.  They only see what they want to see.  They don't know they are dumb."  (yay Sixth Sense rip-off LOL).  I put it up after one of the nurses at work decided that she can pick and choose when she notifies our mental health department about offenders who are going to self-harm ...

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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/15/2009 12:57:52 AM   
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Ron White said it best.....




Boob job, butt lift, face lift, capped teeth, acryllic nails, dyed hair.....



But....


You can't fix stupid!!!

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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/15/2009 1:44:32 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

WOW,

I am so Glad that they have not instuted the Hunting of Stupid People for Sport........ So many people would be lost.

Maybe not a Bad thing but I hate to see anything put down.

Maybe there is a Pasture somewhere where the Stupid people can run free, that or we need to make being stupid painful so that they could really feel our pain.

Steel


Easy, wall off N.D., S.D. and WY.   Nice and square so it would be simple, no one goes there anyway, except mt. rushmore which, although pretty neat, well... whatever.  Plenty of space, good soil, they'd be fine.

But we have to have them spayed and neutered first of course.


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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/15/2009 8:44:45 AM   
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Dear me, I hope that they don't take our stupid people away!  This is sooooo much fun! 

yours


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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/16/2009 3:54:57 PM   
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I'd say http://www.notalwaysright.com fits right up this alley.

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RE: Idiot Sightings - 3/16/2009 5:12:18 PM   
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Oh wow, that's a great site ... and thankfully I decided not to drink anything right before starting to read LOL

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