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RE: Chuck Norris.."I may run for president of Texa... - 3/14/2009 8:28:24 PM

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Let Texas leave, please! I mean, what are we losing? The Dallas Cowboys? Good riddance. In fact, don't let them leave, kick them out. I've been saying this for years and years now. They can be their own country and fund themselves on, uh... cows, oil, and uh... dust. And I won't have to have to put up with the cowboys or texans in the NFL anymore. We'll also pull our military bases out of there, reducing greatly the federal money the ex-state would be getting, and the population from it as well. I really would like to see how they would go about trying to make "Texistan" work though. Would be interesting to watch.

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RE: Chuck Norris.."I may run for president of Texa... - 3/14/2009 8:37:09 PM

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Shit if Texas seceedes...they can elect George Bush President.....win ,win for everybody.

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RE: Chuck Norris.."I may run for president of Texa... - 3/14/2009 9:17:05 PM

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I don't care if Texas leaves the union....I can't go there anyway. I was permanently banned for forgetting the Alamo.

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RE: Chuck Norris.."I may run for president of Texa... - 3/14/2009 10:50:28 PM

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Actually, Mars...the republican party has gone back to the policies of Regan. This time, though it's Nancy not Ron. They have decided their best bet is "Just say NO!"

Don't pick on Nancy. She hates McCain's guts so she must have some moral fiber worthy of respect.

Why do the Texans want us to remember the Alamo; just another battle they lost.

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RE: Chuck Norris.."I may run for president of Texa... - 3/15/2009 12:43:44 AM

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If they'd drive faster than 50 miles an hour in the left lane on our highways, they wouldn't bother me so much.

I don't know what part of Texas those people come from, but they're not from my area. I drive an average speed of 75-90 most of the time on the freeway and plenty of people still fly right past me. Around here, if you go the speed limit, you're likely to get flattened.

I was actually surprised how fast people were going down I-10 between San Antonio and El Paso. I think a few must have been going in excess of 100 mph. Of course, it takes forever just to get through Texas.

My dad and I were passing through Texas and stopped at a motel just outside of Abilene. (They had great steaks, by the way. Texans know how to make steak.) What I thought was funny was the sinks in the room were cut into the basin in the shape of the state of Texas. I thought that was a bit strange. I can understand that Texans are proud of their state and all, but people generally spit into bathroom sinks, among other things. I was a bit taken aback by that, as I've never seen anything like that in any other state.

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RE: Chuck Norris.."I may run for president of Texa... - 3/15/2009 12:53:02 AM

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If they'd drive faster than 50 miles an hour in the left lane on our highways, they wouldn't bother me so much.

I don't know what part of Texas those people come from, but they're not from my area. I drive an average speed of 75-90 most of the time on the freeway and plenty of people still fly right past me. Around here, if you go the speed limit, you're likely to get flattened.

I was actually surprised how fast people were going down I-10 between San Antonio and El Paso. I think a few must have been going in excess of 100 mph. Of course, it takes forever just to get through Texas.

My dad and I were passing through Texas and stopped at a motel just outside of Abilene. (They had great steaks, by the way. Texans know how to make steak.) What I thought was funny was the sinks in the room were cut into the basin in the shape of the state of Texas. I thought that was a bit strange. I can understand that Texans are proud of their state and all, but people generally spit into bathroom sinks, among other things. I was a bit taken aback by that, as I've never seen anything like that in any other state.

What about colorado and the dakotas and wyoming and nebraska? They have a LOT of square/rectangular sinks there! ;)

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RE: Chuck Norris.."I may run for president of Texa... - 3/15/2009 4:39:16 AM

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If they'd drive faster than 50 miles an hour in the left lane on our highways, they wouldn't bother me so much.

I don't know what part of Texas those people come from, but they're not from my area. I drive an average speed of 75-90 most of the time on the freeway and plenty of people still fly right past me. Around here, if you go the speed limit, you're likely to get flattened.

I was actually surprised how fast people were going down I-10 between San Antonio and El Paso. I think a few must have been going in excess of 100 mph. Of course, it takes forever just to get through Texas.

My dad and I were passing through Texas and stopped at a motel just outside of Abilene. (They had great steaks, by the way. Texans know how to make steak.) What I thought was funny was the sinks in the room were cut into the basin in the shape of the state of Texas. I thought that was a bit strange. I can understand that Texans are proud of their state and all, but people generally spit into bathroom sinks, among other things. I was a bit taken aback by that, as I've never seen anything like that in any other state.

When my bro 1st moved to Texas,he told me it was legal to drive w/ an open beer while shooting a gun out the window.lol A far cry from tame little old NJ.

Once Al Frankin did a remote from Texas (tons of dems there,don`t let anyone tell you different) where an audience member explained what Texas pride was all about in describing bush.

This Texas man made a quip that went "bush is all hat and no cowboy" after mentioning that bush was born and raised in New England, mostly and not authentically Texan.

He went on to say that in Texas,this was the worst insult someone could make and that you`d have to be from there to understand.

The Texan audience burst into laughter from that.

Who knew Texans had a sense of humor?

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RE: Chuck Norris.."I may run for president of Texa... - 3/15/2009 8:25:18 AM

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Who knows what is going to happen to this wold next, but Chuck Norris is one Fine looking man in a pair of jeans. He would get my vote, and yes because he is hot.

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RE: Chuck Norris.."I may run for president of Texa... - 3/15/2009 9:34:25 AM

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Makes me wonder what a Chuck Norris presidency would look like: who would be on his cabinet?

Mike Huckabee: secretary of religious intolerance.
Ann Coulter: witchfinder general
Sean Hannity: secretary of propaganda...

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