Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife says: I clean the toilet... Husband says: How does that help? Wife says: I use your Toothbrush....
Reminds me of a story a band was saying. They were on tour with another band and the first band was pranking the second band over and over with no retaliation. At the end of the tour the first band thought they got away clean till their tour video showed there washroom, and band 2 using there toothbrushes to clean it.