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VeryNastyDom -> Cannibals (3/15/2009 7:48:05 AM)
A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our employees". The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

YoursMistress -> RE: Cannibals (3/15/2009 8:50:38 AM)
As a manager in a large corporation I find absolutely nothing funny about this other than the notion that any of the new employees actually got to talk to an HR rep or their manager, for that manner. I can't say that I haven't been tempted to eat a secretary on occasion also, btw. [;)] yours

Termyn8or -> RE: Cannibals (3/15/2009 9:00:41 AM)
Come on Yours, that is a classic. An oldie but goodie. Perhaps you just don't work at a large enough company to appreciate it :-) Perhaps you should take it as inspiration to work hard and make the company prosper and grow, until it too beomes top heavy and is includable in the stereotype on which the joke depends. Probably make more money too ! See, every cloud has a silver lining LOL. T

YoursMistress -> RE: Cannibals (3/15/2009 9:09:58 AM)
Damn it, my sarcasm is still too subtle? I was hoping the winkie at the end would reveal my true motive. OK, two winkies next time? Come on, how many winkies do you want? [;)][;)]

SteelofUtah -> RE: Cannibals (3/15/2009 9:31:21 AM)
I want a Winkie every day....... Wait what are we talking about exactly? Wasn't this joke about Cannibals?? In that case I'll get my Winkie somewhere else Steel

Musicmystery -> RE: Cannibals (3/15/2009 10:13:02 AM)
Incidentally, cannibals never eat divorced women. They're too bitter.

kittinSol -> RE: Cannibals (3/15/2009 10:23:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery Incidentally, cannibals never eat divorced women. They're too bitter. They shun divorced men too: too sour.

YoursMistress -> RE: Cannibals (3/15/2009 10:32:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery Incidentally, cannibals never eat divorced women. They're too bitter. They shun divorced men too: too sour. aww come on. I almost divorced now and I'm still sweet like bear meat. [:D]

frenchdungeon -> RE: Cannibals (3/15/2009 10:40:25 AM)
well cannibals never eat clowns neither, cause they taste funny

Musicmystery -> RE: Cannibals (3/15/2009 12:26:02 PM)
quote: I'm almost divorced now and I'm still sweet like bear meat. I'll have to try you sometime! Cannibals may eschew, but I've happily tasted a few divorcees. [;)]

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