persephonee -> RE: My first *real* orgasm... (3/17/2009 5:21:45 PM)
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Yes, i agree wholeheartedly...we do.... Scene: (Dimly lit boudoir) He is seen to stand at the foot of the bed, the light from the bathroom spilling out over him from behind, illuminating a lump, covered with your favorite powder blue washcloth: part of a matching set your grandmother gave you for your first wedding...the one that you only hang for decoration and that normal people with any sense, dont use. He proudly puffs his chest and points down with his eyes and waggles his eyebrows as if to say...look where grannie hung her washcloth tonite, dear... You look at his proud expression, then down at his powder blue terrycloth cock...sigh internally and say the following with conviction.... My, that is the biggest production i have ever seen. Keep that thing away from me, killer! *blinkblink*
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