cruel and unusual

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games

Message

DameDarkness -> cruel and unusual (1/24/2006 9:22:07 AM)
Mr. and Mrs. Jones come before the judge for their divorce hearing. The judge says, "What are the grounds?" Mrs. Jones says, "Cruel and inhuman punishment. He tied me to the bed and then forced me to sing, "The Way We Were", while he peed all over me." The judge says, "My God, that's horrible." She says, "Yeah, he KNOWS how much I hate that damn song!"

Page: [1]

0.015625