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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 6:35:03 AM   
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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 6:41:40 AM   
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He ended up in the E.R.

Men are soooooooooooooo silly.

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 6:45:07 AM   
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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 6:50:04 AM   
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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 7:02:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		I have a friend who's a fireman. They get about a dozen calls a year from guys who have 'fallen on' something. One chap (so to speak) had placed about a dozen curtain rings around his boner, swelled further with panic and it had started turning blue by the time they arrived. It was a quiet night at the firestation and all the guys except one to man the phone turned up, armed with camera phones with which they took 'official' shots for the 'casefile'. They took him to Casualty (ER) and all the nurses (OMG) did was use the ice machine to create a bowl of ice which he sat in until he shrank enough for the rings to fall off. Which he could have done for himself, prat!

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 7:25:49 AM   
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I've often mused that our genitalia (both men and women) are by far the most ridiculous lookin' parts of our bodies.  And yet, as goofy as they look, we develop preferences for this or that.  I think penises are friggin' hilarious lookin'.  And if I turn my desire for them off, vaginas range from odd to downright scary.


I've always thought men were goofy looking.  A naked man standing there with bobing erection has got to be one of the goofiest looking sights around.  Frankly, I'm surprised women don't burst out laughing every time they see it.  Long years of training, no doubt.  Maybe that's what they're doing when they go to the bathroom in groups - they practise not laughing out loud.



Some of us do........


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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 7:30:43 AM   
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Oh I love farms LaT could I come anyway? Thank you for the nice words!


Absolutely. And you are welcome. I meant it, you are a lovely woman.


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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 7:40:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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I've often mused that our genitalia (both men and women) are by far the most ridiculous lookin' parts of our bodies.  And yet, as goofy as they look, we develop preferences for this or that.  I think penises are friggin' hilarious lookin'.  And if I turn my desire for them off, vaginas range from odd to downright scary.


I've always thought men were goofy looking.  A naked man standing there with bobing erection has got to be one of the goofiest looking sights around.  Frankly, I'm surprised women don't burst out laughing every time they see it.  Long years of training, no doubt.  Maybe that's what they're doing when they go to the bathroom in groups - they practise not laughing out loud.



Some of us do........



And in the process you create another warped, misogynistic, serial killer.  Shame on you!  Didn't your mommy tell you about the fragile male ego?  No go into the bathroom with Greedy and Kittin and start practising. 

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 8:04:15 AM   
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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 8:08:40 AM   
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Paramedics and ER personnel see these kinds of misadventures all the time.  Like the guy with his dick stuck in a park bench several months ago and people with various items stuck inside their vaginas or colons.


Even simple accidents happen. Like: "Penile skin stuck in zipper of jeans because of lack of underwear."

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 8:25:47 AM   
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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 8:36:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		I knew someone that accidentally slammed it in a dresser drawer. He was not a happy young man.

All the females found a great deal of humour in that.


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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 8:37:57 AM   
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I knew someone that accidentally slammed it in a dresser drawer.
yanno this is not funny but


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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 8:38:59 AM   
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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 8:48:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		The funny part was that he was in so much agony, screaming bloody murder, that it took him a few minutes to open the drawer BEFORE trying to back up. His nickname was switched from PD (his initials), to BP (for bent pecker). He spent a few days with ice packs.

As far as I know there was no sustained damage, although last I heard, he had no children.................hmmmmm. 

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 8:50:06 AM   
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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 9:05:33 AM   
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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 9:59:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		A designer vagina eh? I wonder if you can get one with the "kung-fu grip?"

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 10:44:49 AM   
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A designer vagina eh? I wonder if you can get one with the "kung-fu grip?"


Welllllll, see dresser drawer post above!


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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/19/2009 11:51:36 AM   
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