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talks to animals - 3/18/2009 12:57:30 PM

frenchdungeon

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guy is driving through the country at night when his car breaks down. he sees a farmhouse ahead, and asks the owner for help. the owner tells him he can sleep in the barn.

the next morning, the farmer goes out to ask the driver how he slept.

driver: it was awesome. i talked to all the animals!

farmer: you talked to the animals? i don't believe it.

driver: yep, all of them. i talked to the chickens, and they said every morning at 5 you come and take their eggs.

farmer: thats right!

driver: than i talked to the cow, and she told me her name is elsie, and that you milk her every morning right after taking the chickens' eggs.

farmer: thats amazing!

driver: and then i talked to the sheep...

farmer (interrupting): that sheep is a f@#%ing liar!

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RE: talks to animals - 3/18/2009 1:00:11 PM

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Between the rooster joke and this one, you must be in a rural frame of mind! Both were very funny!!

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RE: talks to animals - 3/18/2009 11:23:26 PM

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ROFL

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RE: talks to animals - 3/18/2009 11:52:53 PM

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OMG this is friggin' hilarious!!! Thank you!

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RE: talks to animals - 3/25/2009 7:20:42 PM

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Should it worry me that when I told my Master this he said since he was from Saskatchewan and that it was too true to be funny. At least he said it to me with a smile

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