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MasterG2kTR -> Two Garbage Bags (3/18/2009 6:04:17 PM)
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A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops
her and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!," says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thank you for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the Police Officer. "How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, good gracious, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time
some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it
comes'."
"Well, that seems only fair," laughs the policeman. "OK! Good luck!
By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know," says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
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