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SurrenderForMe -> Click on whips (3/19/2009 7:08:06 PM)

I may be the only one that finds this funny, but it won't be the first time.

Click on whips on someones profile.  This is a howl.  "Whips are an often-included element in BDSM imagery such as the whip-weilding dominatrix" 

I thought most of us were dominants.  I didn't know that only pros got to use the imagery.  I am screwed.  The pc police are going to be pissed at me.  I didn't know that I was only supposed to use the imagery.  I thought I swung a whip to cause pain.  I'm supposed to be using a picture.  Though, I am worried that the paper cuts might get infected.  

Please help me.  I've got it all wrong.  But I can spell wield.





Arpig -> RE: Click on whips (3/19/2009 7:54:20 PM)

"Whips are an often-included element in BDSM imagery such as the whip-weilding dominatrix"...nothing in this that specifies a pro or not. The term "dominatrix" means simply a female dominant.



SurrenderForMe -> RE: Click on whips (3/19/2009 10:04:45 PM)

Now I'm depressed.  I see something funny and get Webster as my only respondent.

I know my inexperience will limit my credibility.  I only have 26 years being with submissives and slaves.  But, to cover it, if someone calls me a dominatrix, I will write them off and not waste my time.  Each person who has done so, has been an idiot, has proceeded to offer to set me up in an apartment, or marry me.  Ewww.  I am not a pro domme, nor a free pro domme and that is the connotation I take from that term.  So, I may not pass the IQ test on official terminology, but I have inferred its meaning well enough from life.

Just to head you off at the pass, hopefully, the marriage offer was also with conditions.  To me, that is an attempt to buy me.  No thank you. 

You are too depressing for words.
HAGO



purepleasure -> RE: Click on whips (3/20/2009 4:30:57 AM)

where are you clicking at?  I didn't see anything that says whips on your profile.



sirsholly -> RE: Click on whips (3/20/2009 5:01:06 AM)

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UncleNasty -> RE: Click on whips (3/20/2009 6:16:57 AM)

Infected papercuts are a serious issue. More people die from them than from tornados and being struck by lightning combined each and every year.

Uncle Nasty



sirsholly -> RE: Click on whips (3/20/2009 6:19:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: UncleNasty

Infected papercuts are a serious issue. More people die from them than from tornados and being struck by lightning combined each and every year.

Uncle Nasty
*smacks UncleNasty* we were talking about hangnails, darnit!!



UncleNasty -> RE: Click on whips (3/20/2009 6:32:09 AM)

An easily deflected attempt holly.

To quote the OP "I am worried that the paper cuts might get infected."

Do you always combine being impetuous and erroneous?


Uncle Nasty  



WetBetty -> RE: Click on whips (3/20/2009 8:24:08 AM)

Erotuous?
Sounds alright to me.



sophia37 -> RE: Click on whips (3/21/2009 6:30:32 PM)

Um. You thought most of us were dominants??? Ever look at the names of categories? Ask a switch? Ask a submissive? I for one am sure glad not everyone is dominant. 



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