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TaoWoman -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 5:48:56 AM)

Now the above comment is funny!![sm=rofl.gif]



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 5:49:21 AM)

I've been on the phone with Michael plenty of times while in the middle of getting a brazillian wax.  At first I thought he would enjoy hearing it, but realized quickly he felt more sympathy for me than anything else!  He tried really hard to distract me.
I've done it at home before.  Went to a salon to have it done for a long time, asked alot of questions, bought all the stuff.  But it takes alot longer!  The hardest part is the lips. Once you have the wax on there, you pretty much have to commit and there have been many a time when I stood there, going, "OK, 1,2, 3!"  ... OK NOW!  , SHIT! .... OK.. 1,2,3!!" 
Michael has seen me do this at home too.  After actually seeing it, he was like, "Nope.  You aren't doing this shit anymore!."  LOL



vincent63 -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 6:00:34 AM)


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"Burka on the beach." It works.
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Burka on the beach?????ok, this is where my ignorance comes shining through like a stadium floodlight



kittinSol -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 6:19:17 AM)

Taowoman got it. Shame you didn't [8D] .



vincent63 -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 6:22:31 AM)

never claimed to be bright,just handsome



UncleNasty -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 7:08:42 AM)

The government of New Jersey is now wanting jurisdiction over your pussies and peckers. Surprise, surprise.

My guess is that they will get exactly that. Nothing I've read in response here indicates a degree of concern over this.

Well, if they try to do that here in Kentucky I have this to say: "From my cold dead hands..." Oh, wait, that relates to firearms, not cocks.

Uncle Nasty



Rainfire -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 7:11:54 AM)

[>:] I'd either find someone to do it for me, illegally if necessary, or travel across state lines. Good gawds, this is the most ridiculous law I've ever heard of.

My sympathy and pity to those that live in such a state that would want to infringe on such a private right and liberty. Not even California is silly enough to consider something like this!



TaoWoman -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 7:15:25 AM)

And for the record...I don't find Brazilians as painful as they are notoriously known to be - perhaps I just have a very high pain threshold. I love the feel of being hair and stubble free and really prefer  my  lovers to be extremely well groomed there if not totally hair free.

Not that I would ever want to move back to New Jersey but banning a service as opposed to qualifying individuals seems a bit backward to me.



intenze -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 7:33:25 AM)

Truly Burkah on the beach, as funny as it is, would probably be healthier anyway.  Lets not even go into the risks people take in tanning salons.  They have those all over Jersey but god forbid you should take off some body hair.



popeye1250 -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 7:51:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: UncleNasty

The government of New Jersey is now wanting jurisdiction over your pussies and peckers. Surprise, surprise.

My guess is that they will get exactly that. Nothing I've read in response here indicates a degree of concern over this.

Well, if they try to do that here in Kentucky I have this to say: "From my cold dead hands..." Oh, wait, that relates to firearms, not cocks.

Uncle Nasty


Nasty, correct, it's really none of the state's business is it.
New Jersey is another state with draconian gun laws!
If I have to drive through that state I gas up in Va. and that'll get me to Conn. heading North.
Funny how people who work for a state's govt. think they can just interject their opinion into other people's business! How fucking rude is that?



kittinSol -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 8:11:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: intenze

Lets not even go into the risks people take in tanning salons.  They have those all over Jersey but god forbid you should take off some body hair.



Tanning salons are an intrinsic part of the brash Jersey style I heard so much about. Ban them, and people will become translucent. With all that hair sprouting... uuuugghhhh [X(] ... NOT a good look.



TaoWoman -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 8:19:46 AM)

Now I have a visual of an albino Sasquatch!



DesFIP -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 8:32:47 AM)

Considering no one in Jersey is more than an hour and a half from another state, this is ridiculous. It won't stop anyone from getting them. But I think they should do it. Port Jervis, NY needs extra income.



intenze -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 8:44:00 AM)

LOL the image of sneaking across the border for a twat wax is hilarious!



kittinSol -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 8:44:51 AM)

Read on the Huffington Post: "Gorillas prefer NJ."



DesFIP -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 8:48:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: intenze

LOL the image of sneaking across the border for a twat wax is hilarious!



True, but Port Jervis is one of those majorly depressed towns with nothing going for it. I'm envisioning it as becoming spa central.

Big billboards in Jersey saying "take exit whatever, and then second left. Enter Port Jervis hairy, leave smooth as silk." Think that would make a good ad?

Of course since Jersey has a heavy amount of organized crime, I guess this is just another business the Mafia can move into.



sirsholly -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 8:51:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: intenze

LOL the image of sneaking across the border for a twat wax is hilarious!

i am wondering if it would be a crime to get one as well as give one. It would make an interesting day in court when the evidence is presented.



vincent63 -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 9:00:26 AM)

Of course since Jersey has a heavy amount of organized crime, I guess this is just another business the Mafia can move into.
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hey, speaking as an ex jersey boy, there is no such thing as the Mafia,,and you say it again I'll have your kneecaps broke



intenze -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 9:02:20 AM)

ok ok...
Guy with cotton stuffed in his cheeks, talking to his minions: We gotta bizness opportunity here. 
Minions nod
Guy with cotton: We are going to get into the twat wax market. 
Minions raise their eyebrows in delight!
Guy with cotton: its just bizness, nothing personal.



Rainfire -> RE: Brazilian waxes may be outlawed in NJ! (3/20/2009 9:21:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Read on the Huffington Post: "Gorillas prefer NJ."


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And what about the snow monkeys? If they outlawed the tanning beds? White, hairy..... I know. YETIS!!!



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