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girlygurl -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 5:50:27 PM)
Why not wait to find the right person to take your virgin ass? That's what I did [8D]

cjan -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 7:00:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: slaveboisam i am trying to fuck my ass to get some training because i cant find any one to do it for me but i cant take it very deep? and it doesnt feel great? Apparently there's nothing quite like the vegetable route. Cucumbers can be quite sexy, especially covered in olive oil. The voice of experience ? [:-] Remind me to pass on the salad at your place...

Lordandmaster -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 8:47:56 PM)
There once was a man from Nantucket... quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah If you Cock is long enough to "Fuck you own ass" I suggest getting involved in porn.

Daddysredhead -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 8:55:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Apparently there's nothing quite like the vegetable route. Cucumbers can be quite sexy, especially covered in olive oil. The voice of experience ? [:-] Remind me to toss the salad at your place... Typo fixed, cj. No charge. smooch [:D]

MadAxeman -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 8:59:49 PM)
Reminds me of the camp guy who goes into a butcher's and asks for the biggest salami in the window. The butcher asks 'Would you like it sliced?' The gay fella answers 'What do you think my arse is, a moneybox?'

Cage03 -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 9:00:41 PM)
Seriously you guys. Why don't you help the OP instead of laughing at him..... Why dont you tell him about the popular method of using a peeled ginger root in the shape of a cock. Not too long and not too wide for a virginal arsehole.

SteelofUtah -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 9:02:13 PM)
Well I guess we all know Cage is a Fan of figging. Steel

Cage03 -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 9:05:50 PM)
So you know about it too Steel? :) Cage

MadAxeman -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 9:12:27 PM)
*Ginger? Christ why don't you make it interesting with a giant jalapeno pepper?*

Cage03 -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 9:19:06 PM)
Good to see you trying to help out and get into the spirit of things Axeman. I can see you are a very nice person. :) Cage

atypicalsub -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 9:23:24 PM)
I am in the same situation. While I've been bisexual all my life I have always been oral with men. My Mistress is trying to train my ass. One thing that can help is get a tube or oral-gel, the stuff you'd put on your gums for a tooth ache. Just a dab on your finger and rub it aroud the opening. This will desensitize the nerves in the immediate area. When you lube up whatever toy you are going to use put another dab of the oral gel on that. It will mix with the lube as you insert it and go wherever the lube goes. This will minimize any sharp pains you may have down to the feeling of just pressure.

FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/25/2009 12:00:59 AM)
I'll disagree with using medicine to desensitize your sensitive parts. If you cannot take the pain of doing what you are doing, it is probably your body's way of saying "don't do it." On the other hand, quote: MoGa Try lying down on your back and using smaller butt plugs, Doc Johnson makes some that are fairly inexpensive and comes in a package of smaller to larger sizes. Start with the smaller size and work your way up. Use tons of lubrication while doing this. Work your way up to the largest. Good luck [:)] I think this is excellent advice. M

sirsholly -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/25/2009 3:00:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cage03 Good to see you trying to help out and get into the spirit of things Axeman. I can see you are a very nice person. :) Cage Actually, MadAxeman is pretty darn awesome, imho. OP...please ignore any suggestions of figging. It was a very cruel thing to say.

subharlequin -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/25/2009 3:27:52 AM)
lots of lube and start out small..but please make sure there is some sort of stopper to keep it from inserting all the way and please..PLEASE make sure it was intended for backdoor use so as to avoid making an uncomfortable visit to the er...... http://poetry.rotten.com/potatoes-n-jelly/ but on a silly note...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoQQ-mAQeE

stella41b -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/25/2009 7:25:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: slaveboisam i am trying to fuck my ass to get some training because i cant find any one to do it for me but i cant take it very deep? and it doesnt feel great? Apparently there's nothing quite like the vegetable route. Cucumbers can be quite sexy, especially covered in olive oil. The voice of experience ? [:-] Remind me to pass on the salad at your place... I'm sorry but I've got double vision after trying to walk through a closed door (please don't ask) and I read that as 'Remind me to piss on the salad.' and I was just wondering whether it was some sort of idiom or.. Sorry, I'm not making much sense here. Doesn't matter.

beargonewild -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/25/2009 7:43:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: atypicalsub I am in the same situation. While I've been bisexual all my life I have always been oral with men. My Mistress is trying to train my ass. One thing that can help is get a tube or oral-gel, the stuff you'd put on your gums for a tooth ache. Just a dab on your finger and rub it aroud the opening. This will desensitize the nerves in the immediate area. When you lube up whatever toy you are going to use put another dab of the oral gel on that. It will mix with the lube as you insert it and go wherever the lube goes. This will minimize any sharp pains you may have down to the feeling of just pressure. The only problem with desensitizing the nerves around the anus is that the pain is a clear indication that something isn't quite right. If a person tries to force anal sex and the pain is dulled, there's a higher risk of tearing the tissue which can lead to infection. A person who is new to anal has to start off slow and easy until they psychologically understand that they can accommodate larger objects being inserted and begin associating pleasure with objects and/or a cock being inserted in the anus.

beargonewild -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/25/2009 7:44:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Apparently there's nothing quite like the vegetable route. Cucumbers can be quite sexy, especially covered in olive oil. The voice of experience ? [:-] Remind me to toss the salad at your place... Typo fixed, cj. No charge. smooch [:D] Gee Red....does that mean the salad tossing party is at your place this time? Shall we invite perse? weg

cjan -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/25/2009 8:54:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild The only problem with desensitizing the nerves around the anus is that the pain is a clear indication that something isn't quite right. If a person tries to force anal sex and the pain is dulled, there's a higher risk of tearing the tissue which can lead to infection. A person who is new to anal has to start off slow and easy until they psychologically understand that they can accommodate larger objects being inserted and begin associating pleasure with objects and/or a cock being inserted in the anus. There ya go, OP and Cage, the definitive answer from the CM authority on how to "take it up the ass properly". And Cage, I think you'll find, in time, that nuggets of wisdom can be found amongst the humorous comments. Unless, of course, you see nothing funny about taking it up the ass properly or otherwise.

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