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VeryNastyDom -> Impaler (3/22/2009 9:49:50 AM)

Many men have nicknames for their penises. Mine was given to me by a girlfriend while she was giving me head. She named it 'Impaler'.

She gasped in ecstasy and cried out: "Impaler! Impaler!"

At least that's what I thought she said...it turned out she was asthmatic.  If only I'd listened properly, she might still be alive.



Lynnxz -> RE: Impaler (3/22/2009 9:51:26 AM)

Hahahaha!



YoursMistress -> RE: Impaler (3/22/2009 9:58:52 AM)

Reel me in.  Despite this being posted in the Humor Board (duh!), I believed it up to the end. Very funny.  :D

yours



MadAxeman -> RE: Impaler (3/22/2009 1:17:22 PM)

[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]



kinkienesss -> RE: Impaler (3/22/2009 6:27:04 PM)

[:)][:D][:D]



bamabbwsub -> RE: Impaler (3/22/2009 6:33:06 PM)

Okay, I just *have* to perve the profile of a man whose penis is named "the Impaler."  (Even if it was just a joke.)  [:D]



NightTigress -> RE: Impaler (3/25/2009 1:13:53 PM)

I feel slightly gullible now



samboct -> RE: Impaler (3/27/2009 1:39:27 PM)

What?  Doesn't anybody else call it Nebuchadnezzar?



VeryNastyDom -> RE: Impaler (3/27/2009 1:55:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: samboct

What?  Doesn't anybody else call it Nebuchadnezzar?


Only if it puts out 20X the normal volume.



lovingpet -> RE: Impaler (3/27/2009 3:44:48 PM)

Okay.... For a moment I thought this thread was in the Sought or For Sale section.  I will breathe easier now... unless of course I need my impaler!

lovingpet



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