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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, 'I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.
The  pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help  him.'
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the  congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
'Tom was unable to hold me or the children,' she went on, 'and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the  doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'
Again, the men in  the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
'Now,' she announced in a quavering voice, 'thank the Lord, Tom is out of the  hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.'
All the men sighed with relief. The  pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to  say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the  podium.
He said, 'I'm Tom.'
The entire congregation  held its breath.
'I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.'