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Rabbis and Cows - 3/24/2009 8:40:16 AM

samboct

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One day a farmer comes rushing up to the Rabbi of his small village in Russia. "Rabbi, Rabbi, I'm ruined, I don't know what to do!!!" exclaims the farmer.

The Rabbi consoles the farmer and asks him what the problem is. Turns out the farmer has just paid a lot of money for a cow. Asks the Rabbi- "So- what's the problem?"

The farmer explains-"When my best bull goes to mount the cow on Monday- the cow moves to the left. Three times the bull tries, the cow moves to the left. The bull got disgusted and gave up." "On Tuesday, my second bull tries to mount the cow- the cow moves to the right. Three times the bull tries to mount the cow- then gets disgusted and gives up."

"On Wednesday, my third bull tries to mount the cow- but she moves to the left. After three tries- he gives up."

The Rabbi thinks for a bit..."Did you buy this cow in Minsk?"

Farmer- " Why yes I did Rabbi, how did you know?"

Rabbi- "Because my wife is from Minsk...."

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RE: Rabbis and Cows - 3/24/2009 9:17:57 AM

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RE: Rabbis and Cows - 3/24/2009 9:22:36 AM

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