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MasterG2kTR -> Three Men & A Genie (3/25/2009 6:17:26 PM)
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/25/2009 6:24:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.' Which means...somehow (because of something to do with water) this biker is able to traverse this 5,000 foot high wall (500 feet thick) with and because of water. And then he can.....(sorry, I missed something here)...do something...because he has a Harley?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/25/2009 6:28:51 PM)
So.....a biker comes to a monastery....with a motorcycle....and the chic says "but...I like butterflies"....so the Monk says...."Check this out...I have a Yamaha 750", whereupon the chic says "cool....I went to junior college and took 3 quarters of home craft....and then, after 6 weeks I took piano". Whereupon the guy says...."and that ain't all....I bet you took a class in butterfly analysis!!!!". (I have to tell you...I'm laughing my fucking ass off as we speak).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/25/2009 6:31:10 PM)
No wait...seriously....I'm laughing with you. (No....really).

Saratov -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/25/2009 7:04:25 PM)
Nooo... the biker wants the countries to be flooded. Osama and his people will be trapped since the wall osama wanted to keep people out also means no one can get out either.

YoursMistress -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/25/2009 10:41:55 PM)
No wait, Osama is with the other two guys, so, unless they are all in Iraq...? Oh my God. That poor biker gave his life for us. It make me so proud to be a former Harley rider. ...snff...snfff yours

TribeTziyon -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/26/2009 8:23:16 AM)
Did the sharks survive?

purepleasure -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/26/2009 9:14:58 AM)
of course. there was plenty of food for the sharks.

kinkienesss -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/26/2009 1:39:58 PM)
lol nice i like the bikers way of thinking[:D][:D][:D]

FourQ -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/26/2009 2:22:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov Nooo... the biker wants the countries to be flooded. Osama and his people will be trapped since the wall osama wanted to keep people out also means no one can get out either. Surely, if it's (completely) filled with water, most people would fall to their deaths depending on how quickly the countries were filled. If you float to the top, and it's filled with water then you're now able to climb over the top of a 500 feet thick wall...... with nowhere to go but down! All of those places filled with hatred for one another would soon start fighting at the top of the walls, throwing each other off with no hesitation at all. The last remaining few would most likely starve to death. If it's filled instantly, they'd drown.[:D] If it's filled quickly, most would get the bends.[:D] If it's filled reasonably slowly, most would fall to their deaths with the remaining few suffering from either dehydration (if it's filled with sea water) or starvation/malnutrition.[:D] Three cheers for cigar smoking bikers [;)]

persephonee -> RE: Three Men & A Genie (3/26/2009 5:17:34 PM)
Wow...just wow.

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