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samboct -> two cowboys in a bar (3/25/2009 8:05:30 PM)
There are a pair of cowboys, quietly sitting in a bar, drinking some beers. A few stools, down, there's a rather attractive blonde who begins choking and turning red. One cowboy seeing her distress, rushes to her aid. He pulls up her dress, pulls down her panties, bends down, and runs his tongue through her ass cleavage. She's so surprised that she spits out the piece of nut that had been caught in her throat and waves to the cowboy that she's OK. He says "Don't mention it ma'am." and walks back to his stool to finish his beer. His buddy says- what'd you do that fer? The gallant cowboy replies- "Wassamatter. Ain't yah never heared of the Hind Lick maneuver?

sirsholly -> RE: two cowboys in a bar (3/25/2009 8:56:33 PM)
[sm=Groaner.gif] [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

YoursMistress -> RE: two cowboys in a bar (3/25/2009 9:43:11 PM)
oh dear!

darchChylde -> RE: two cowboys in a bar (3/26/2009 8:08:11 AM)
And the plumber at the other end of the bar sees this and chokes on his lime. Alas, the memorial will be held next Tuesday after darts.

MissEnchanted -> RE: two cowboys in a bar (3/26/2009 8:13:13 AM)
[:D][:D][:D]

kinkienesss -> RE: two cowboys in a bar (3/26/2009 1:41:53 PM)
i almost chokes myself with my glass of pop lol [:D][:D][:D]

SteelofUtah -> RE: two cowboys in a bar (3/26/2009 3:27:07 PM)
Reminds me of "This One Time" So this one time me and my buddy was out hunting and my buddy got the natures call and decided to drop trough in a bush over yonder. After about 5 minutes I heard this horrible screaming. I ran to find my buddy on his side on the ground holding his package. Turns out a rattle snake had bit his nut sack and when he screamed slithered off. neither of us had a snake bite kit and he was in soo much pain I didn't wanna move him so I drove into the only medical building they had in the small town that we were hunting in. When I told the nurse what had happened she let me into a room where the only Doc in town was busy sewing up some kid who tried to tip a Bull instead of a Cow and learned a valuable lesson. The Doc said I needed to work quick because he would have to finish sewing up the kid before he could leave but that if I were to suck out the poison and spit it out I could keep my buddy alive long enough to get out to us with the anti-Venom so I drove back to the camp site and saw my buddy and his nut sack that had swollen to the size of a grapefruit and he asked me what the Doctor had said. I coudn't lie to my friend, so I looked him square in the eye and said "The Doc says you gunna die." Steel

persephonee -> RE: two cowboys in a bar (3/26/2009 5:09:32 PM)
snort....i would have said the same thing!

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