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VeryNastyDom -> Farmer walks into a bar . . . (3/26/2009 7:07:56 AM)
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A chicken farmer walks into a bar, sits next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'You did? What a coincidence,' says the farmer, 'usually I'm a beer-man, but today, I'm celebrating.'
'Wow, is that a coincidence! I'm also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What are you celebrating?' the farmer asked.
'My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for the past three years, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
'What an incredible coincidence,' says the man, 'I'm a chicken farmer, and for the past three years, my hens haven't been laying eggs. I almost went bankrupt. Then, last Sunday morning when I checked the coops I was astounded to find all the hens were laying. Since then they have been laying eggs as fast as I can gather them up and take them to market. So I thought, what the heck, I'd down a glass of the bubbles to celebrate. Here's to egg-laying chickens'. he concluded, raising his glass.
'Egg-laying chickens!' she toasted back. 'Tell me, what's the secret? What prompted your chickens to begin laying again?'
'It's no secret,' he said, 'I just used a different cock.'
The woman smiled and said, 'Now that is a coincidence...'
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