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vincent63 -> just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 7:00:25 AM)

I just received the news that I've inherited six million dollars from a spanish electrical engineer who apparently died in London. According to his attorney, the will just cleared probate, and as my check will be deposited into my account shortly, you'll never hear from my fat ass again,,,,so it's been nice people,,and any of you little hunnies who want to join me and help me piss it away, feel free to cmail me,,,but remember to include as many high quality nude pictures as possible...thank you and goodbye




pahunkboy -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 7:04:36 AM)

Thats odd.  I too have an heir with 6 million.  I just came from Western Union.   cha ching




LaTigresse -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 7:07:40 AM)

My last one was an old man in the UK.......




subtlebutterfly -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 7:10:19 AM)

geez..I haven't received those mails for years...guess nobody wants to give me anything :(




vincent63 -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 7:10:52 AM)

damm pahunkboy,,if we combine our good fortunes, we could buy GM....i mean like, the WHOLE thing...and when the economy picks up, we'll be sooooo rich we could buy Costa Rica and turn it into a private pleasure haven




rulemylife -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 7:16:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: vincent63

I just received the news that I've inherited six million dollars from a spanish electrical engineer who apparently died in London. According to his attorney, the will just cleared probate, and as my check will be deposited into my account shortly, you'll never hear from my fat ass again,,,,so it's been nice people,,and any of you little hunnies who want to join me and help me piss it away, feel free to cmail me,,,but remember to include as many high quality nude pictures as possible...thank you and goodbye


No shit?

What a coincidence!

I just received news that I've inherited ten million dollars from an English aeronautical engineer who apparently died in Spain.

Small world, isn't it?




sappatoti -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 7:26:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly
geez..I haven't received those mails for years...guess nobody wants to give me anything :(


If you'd like I could forward one or two on to you. By last count, I have you all trumped with receiving 15 of those inheritance notices just this morning, ranging anywhere from $500K US up to $10 Mil US. I could easily spare two of them.

Anyone else want one?




DarkSteven -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 7:38:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

geez..I haven't received those mails for years...guess nobody wants to give me anything :(


I've got something right here I'd LOVE to give you, sweetie.  First, take that "lesbian"  word off your profile...




mydomsabstrd -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 7:55:01 AM)

rotflmao




subtlebutterfly -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 10:21:48 AM)

HEY mr. dommely domm dom watch yourself! You might drown in my wrinkles since I just got 77 years older![:D]




LaTigresse -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/27/2009 11:08:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

geez..I haven't received those mails for years...guess nobody wants to give me anything :(


I've got something right here I'd LOVE to give you, sweetie.  First, take that "lesbian"  word off your profile...



Great minds think alike, but for me, she can keep the lesbian part.....[:D]




DarkSteven -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/28/2009 8:13:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

HEY mr. dommely domm dom watch yourself! You might drown in my wrinkles since I just got 77 years older![:D]


Hmmm... what's the word to describe wrinkly and kinky?  Should it be wrinky or kinkly?




WetBetty -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/28/2009 9:55:19 AM)

Vincent, send me your bank details.
I can pick up the money in person.




subtlebutterfly -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/28/2009 10:02:25 AM)

Wrinky has a better ring to it.
However I'm not kinky I'm just a bit weird [;)]




vincent63 -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/28/2009 10:04:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WetBetty

Vincent, send me your bank details.
I can pick up the money in person.



wetbetty, with every letter of every word you type, i fall harder and harder




WetBetty -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/28/2009 10:07:38 AM)

Wrinky sounds like a winky with extra arse




vincent63 -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/28/2009 10:14:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WetBetty

Vincent, send me your bank details.
I can pick up the money in person.




and i get exactly what out of this deal?




WetBetty -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/28/2009 10:38:23 AM)

I'm running your bath already Vincent




DarkSteven -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/28/2009 10:49:00 AM)

You know, Betty... the only thing more attractive than a beautiful girl is a beautiful girl with money...

/makes Dom puppy eyes look at Betty/




vincent63 -> RE: just wanted to say goodbye (3/28/2009 11:18:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WetBetty

I'm running your bath already Vincent



oh dear god in heaven




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