allthatjaz
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How Pertinent! We are off tomorrow on a weeks sailing in our 50' ketch around the south coast of the UK. A sub on board is a usefull asset... Some positions and tests you can set. A galley slave; How well does she cook, clean, etc. Deck hands; Do they look good on all fours, naked and scrubbing? First Mate; (might upset the real First Mate) Can the sub read a chart, use a sextant etc? Other important things... does she get sea sick, can she jump 15' with a rope between her teeth when your fucking up the mooring maneuvers, is she pretty enough to distract the harbor master when your trying to get out before he realizes you haven't paid for the night, can she shin up the mast to retrieve that halyard, does she give a good bj...???? Stephen. p.s. my sub (maria) can do all these things, even the sea sick bit.
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