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domiguy -> walmart story (3/27/2009 5:07:48 PM)

it was before I was banned.  Sometime in early '08 or '07.  Someone posted a story about the comfort of shopping at walmart...Steel wrote it?

it was a really good read, would like to revisit it...can't find it. help?




SteelofUtah -> RE: walmart story (3/27/2009 5:18:24 PM)

Did you want >>THIS<< Domi?

I think this is what you were refering to.

Steel




lalbobbilynn -> RE: walmart story (3/27/2009 5:27:00 PM)

Walmart is the devil ...... evil i say, most truly!

b.~




SteelofUtah -> RE: walmart story (3/27/2009 5:28:48 PM)

Or >>THIS<< One

Here is a Thread about WalMart




kittinSol -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 6:53:56 AM)

Walmart has made me proud of my stepdaughter, who wrote a project for school titled "Why we must boycott Walmart." Much to the horror of her mother, who's a Walmart afficionado [8D] .

Morality: Walmart unites people in their dislike of the evil retail Leviathan [:)] .




DarkSteven -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 7:50:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Walmart has made me proud of my stepdaughter, who wrote a project for school titled "Why we must boycott Walmart." Much to the horror of her mother, who's a Walmart afficionado [8D] .
[:)] .


Sorry, kittin, but if you throw out words like "aficionado", I don't think that you are capable of true appreciation of the Wal-Mart culture.




vincent63 -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 7:56:03 AM)

i'm surprised no one has called it wally world yet, or used the phrase "I'm goin' Walmartin' " to describe the whole shopping experience,,,,personally i used to love them for their cheap ammo, but ammo prices have climbed so badly, and supplies are spotty at best, so it's time to take the reloading press out of mothballs




kittinSol -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 9:59:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Sorry, kittin, but if you throw out words like "aficionado", I don't think that you are capable of true appreciation of the Wal-Mart culture.



Hey, Steven :-) . I understand the culture: it's lit by violent neon lights and it smells of poor quality rubber. It's also that some people have little choice other than shop there. It's not the case, however, for my stepdaughter's mum, who's just cheap and avaricious  [&:] . This is why the school project that resulted from her shopping habits is all the more deliciously ironic :-) .




LaTigresse -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 11:03:38 AM)

Hey I am cheap and buy my TP, fish food, laundry detergent, etc. at Walmart. It's on the way home from work. Easy in and easy out.

Besides, the only alternatives are other chains. What's the difference really?




heartcream -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 11:07:27 AM)

The thing is the idea is good it is just that the folks at the helm are evil. There is a way to produce good things for the masses without expoiting anyone at all. I think you could do it way better (lose the ugly blue vests for a tiny tiny detail) and help the world grow.

Walmart has more money than Poland. Honestly, the truth.






RealSub58 -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 11:15:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Hey I am cheap and buy my TP, fish food, laundry detergent, etc. at Walmart. It's on the way home from work. Easy in and easy out.

Besides, the only alternatives are other chains. What's the difference really?


Does CHEAP mean
you buy the TP that scraps the skin off your ass? 
fish food for your swimming buddies or scraps that should be fed to fish?
laundry detergent that turns your dirty laundry dirtier? 
 
I couldn't resist.  [8D]

I am almost positive that is what my snobbish sister thinks Wally stocks.
But then she charges over $30 for a haircut that I received free at the local school of cosmetology.




domiguy -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 11:35:41 AM)

No...Those are good...lol.

It was a short story about the comfort and the "rush" of shopping at Walmart.  No one remembers this?

shit.




TheHeretic -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 11:40:34 AM)

     Y'know, DG, if it was a thread that you were having some fun on, there is a strong possibility it simply doesn't exist anymore  [8|]




kittinSol -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 11:42:23 AM)

Tigresse, I'm letting my personal dislike of the woman get in the way of my better judgement. Sorry if I offended you: it certainly wasn't my goal to judge everybody that shops in those stores in a negative light. I do, however, judge the Wal-Mart corporation for what it is: a basically evil organisation that people deserve to know about. After that... it's up to them.




domiguy -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 11:45:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

    Y'know, DG, if it was a thread that you were having some fun on, there is a strong possibility it simply doesn't exist anymore  [8|]


No. it wasn't that at all...hard to believe.  Shit, someone off of this thang wrote a short story about the "glory" of shopping at Walmart.. it was a really good read.  No shit, no joking around.

just wanted to have another "go" at it.




domiguy -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 11:51:23 AM)

I have always wanted to fuck  at Walmart.  

Position the woman's head so it is sticking out of those "strips" of plastic that protect the vending machines from the elements.  As shoppers approach the store,  they are shocked to see the facial expressions of a women that is clearly getting sodomized on the other side of those mysterious semi-translucent plastic strips.

I love Walmart.  A true slice of Americana.




domiguy -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 11:59:57 AM)

Hey, what do you know...I found it.  Took along time.

I enjoyed it. Worth another go...

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExSteelAgain

From my journal last Feb.

There is something about going to Walmart on a cold, dark night that makes me feel better with the teeming people in search of companionship under the bright lights. It shocks me when I enter from the parking lot and the weather to see all of that activity in the controlled environment. I’m in another world where darkness doesn’t matter. There is nothing bad here.
  
The old lady dressed in that blue thing gives me a shopping cart with a noisy wheel. I hold the handle of my cart tightly for security as I enter past the arcade carnival like games with toys in the glass asking for 50 cents a try to take one home. Ronald McDonald sits on a bench. All the color and cartoon like characters dressed in blue make things swirl for awhile. I'm in an Alice in Wonderland experience I tell myself. Where is Scarecrow?

 
Inside I try to focus on why I came. I push the cart to the right like I do when I walk on the track and hope things will come to me. Remember it is Saturday night and the big event of the week for many. I notice a beautiful young woman in a wheel chair approaching. Her hair and make-up is perfect and she smiles at me as we pass on that aisle where the clothes and food sections come together. Of course, this is her way out, too. Her Saturday night date whispering and touching her…the bright lights and warmth of Walmart. I push my noisy cart faster until the sound of the bad wheel blends into something bearable, not seeing the items on the shelves for awhile.
  
By the time I check out, exchange pleasantries with the clerk and pick my bags off the spinning carousel, I’m one of the experienced, one of the characters in the surreal setting, as I watch the newbies entering. I’ve got things and they have nothing. Out into the dark again, but feeling as if I’ve done something as I drive into the darkness, glancing in the mirror at the huge island of light behind me.





TheHeretic -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 12:53:00 PM)

      I generally find those who bleat about Wal-Mart being "evil" are pretty brainwashed and useless.  It's a big retail chain with a business model that allowed them to explode to market dominance in a very short period of time.  Their employment conditions are hardly unique.  A low-end, unskilled job, in a bad uniform, for crap wages.  At least Wally World employees have a better selection of merchandise to pilfer.

      I don't like the place, really.  Going is a chore, not an adventure.  I don't like the level of civility in the other patrons, and the cashiers are ugly.  Simple math.  Pet food/supplies, hygiene products, paper goods, cleaning supplies, all the same brands or generic quality I could buy elsewhere, and the checkout cost is $30 bucks less than I would spend if I did.  Hell, I get it all in one stop, I'm saving the earth by driving less.

I like the effect you're going for, DG, but for a crowd already conditioned to seeing bums playing pocket pool at the parking lot entrance, I don't think you'll get the shock value you want.  Have you considered buttfucking a squealer or loud moaner in the restroom at Whole Foods?  Those are some people you can startle.




FullCircle -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 12:54:43 PM)

Ever wondered what the Wal part stands for? I could Google but where is the fun in that? The mart part is semi obvious.




TheHeretic -> RE: walmart story (3/28/2009 12:57:06 PM)

     The founder was Sam Walton.  The Wal part seems pretty obvious, too.  Why?  What have you heard?




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