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Deaf Sex - 3/28/2009 7:30:32 AM   
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Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or lips to Sex lip-read. 
 
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes, 'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.'
 
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis forty two times.


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RE: Deaf Sex - 3/28/2009 7:38:51 AM   
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...counting...  hmm, not sure if that would work, might need a few more..

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RE: Deaf Sex - 3/28/2009 10:45:31 AM   
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I used to use the deaf blind alphabet with my ex and she never wanted to go without sex, but I definitely agree with Yours - it would definitely have to be more than 42 times.


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RE: Deaf Sex - 3/28/2009 3:08:56 PM   
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At the very least she is going to have to switch hands a few times.

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RE: Deaf Sex - 3/28/2009 8:17:48 PM   
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LOL  Ok, that one's doing around the shop...

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RE: Deaf Sex - 3/29/2009 3:53:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild



Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or lips to Sex lip-read. 
 
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes, 'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.'
 
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis forty two times.
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Awww, how sweet...he married her for her OCD and nervous twitch!

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RE: Deaf Sex - 3/31/2009 1:17:47 PM   
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hahahahaha!!  That's great :D

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RE: Deaf Sex - 3/31/2009 1:40:45 PM   
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That is a guy that knows how to think on his feet

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RE: Deaf Sex - 3/31/2009 3:42:21 PM   
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I laugh cos it is funny and also because it is something I would prob get my gf to do XD

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